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Cooking for Sunbutt [Never in Public]

By: Wiggy on Apr 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.08 KB  |  hits: 10  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Well, if you were gonna trance Celestia to side with you, you may as well have fun with her too.
  2. >You decided to head to the throne room and interrupt whatever Celestia was doing in noon court.
  3. >You found the throne room, because it was the only room that had the giant doors in the castle.
  4. >You kicked them open like a boss.
  5. >There were pony businessmen who jumped at the sound of the doors being kicked open.
  6. >"Anon?"
  7. "GNU/LINUX!"
  8. >She her head drops to the ground.
  9. "Celestia, what is your sexuality and who do you have a crush on!?"
  10. >"I identify as bisexual and am in love with Twilight Sparkle."
  11. >You knew it.
  12. >You so knew it.
  13. >The pony businessmen see your display and shrink in fear.
  14. >"AGH! The human's taken over Celestia's mind! Guards, help!"
  15. >In a second there are guards dogpiling you.
  16. >You are deemed a threat to national security because of the power you hold over Celestia, and are thrown in the dungeon.
  17. >Celestia and Luna are cured of your suggestions.
  18. >And Greyjoy is still out there somewhere.
  19. >Gee, maybe you shouldn't put her under in public?
  20.  
  21. TRY AGAIN?
  22. Y/Y.
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