
Cooking for Sunbutt [Meet the Hypnotist]
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>You were ready to make a great one liner when you met this pony.
"Hello, Daario."
>Celestia looks at you.
>"Who's Daario?"
"Don't mind me. Thinking out loud."
>She shrugs and the three of you make your way to what you assume is a section of the barracks.
>You enter a large room, which from the looks of guards eating at tables, you assume is the mess hall.
>There is one guard in particular sitting alone at a table, plucking at a pocket watch with a toothpick.
>A dark blue batpony with emerald eyes.
>"Greyjoy," Luna says.
>The pony looks up, and notices Luna.
>"My princess," he says in a smooth voice, "how are we this fine day?"
>"Greyjoy, why did you hypnotize Anonymous into knocking out a guard?"
>She sure did like to get straight to the point.
>He scoffed.
>"Me? What makes you assume I make everypony around here do bad things?"
>"Don't toy with me."
>Celestia steps in front of her sister.
>"Greyjoy, we've had this discussion before. You know what may happen if you go on another 'hypnosis spree' as you proclaimed it."
>"Oh, don't worry, my Princesses. I assure you that I have taken that conversation to heart."
>He directs his eyes towards theirs, colorful concentric circles forming in them.
>"You believe me, don't you?"
>Luna pushes his head away.
>"Do you feel like trying my patience today?"
>Greyjoy puts a hoof to his cheek and slightly leans forward.
>"Oh, can't have any fun, can I?"
>He shifts in his seat, and then points to you.
>"Regardless, I have just met this 'Anonymous' at this moment. I am not lying to you. I made him do nothing."
>He's debunking your excuse.