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Cooking for Sunbutt [Meet the Hypnotist]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.59 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You were ready to make a great one liner when you met this pony.
  2. "Hello, Daario."
  3. >Celestia looks at you.
  4. >"Who's Daario?"
  5. "Don't mind me. Thinking out loud."
  6. >She shrugs and the three of you make your way to what you assume is a section of the barracks.
  7. >You enter a large room, which from the looks of guards eating at tables, you assume is the mess hall.
  8. >There is one guard in particular sitting alone at a table, plucking at a pocket watch with a toothpick.
  9. >A dark blue batpony with emerald eyes.
  10. >"Greyjoy," Luna says.
  11. >The pony looks up, and notices Luna.
  12. >"My princess," he says in a smooth voice, "how are we this fine day?"
  13. >"Greyjoy, why did you hypnotize Anonymous into knocking out a guard?"
  14. >She sure did like to get straight to the point.
  15. >He scoffed.
  16. >"Me? What makes you assume I make everypony around here do bad things?"
  17. >"Don't toy with me."
  18. >Celestia steps in front of her sister.
  19. >"Greyjoy, we've had this discussion before. You know what may happen if you go on another 'hypnosis spree' as you proclaimed it."
  20. >"Oh, don't worry, my Princesses. I assure you that I have taken that conversation to heart."
  21. >He directs his eyes towards theirs, colorful concentric circles forming in them.
  22. >"You believe me, don't you?"
  23. >Luna pushes his head away.
  24. >"Do you feel like trying my patience today?"
  25. >Greyjoy puts a hoof to his cheek and slightly leans forward.
  26. >"Oh, can't have any fun, can I?"
  27. >He shifts in his seat, and then points to you.
  28. >"Regardless, I have just met this 'Anonymous' at this moment. I am not lying to you. I made him do nothing."
  29. >He's debunking your excuse.