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Cooking for Sunbutt [Luna's Actions]

By: Wiggy on Apr 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.21 KB  |  hits: 11  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Are there any suggestions Greyjoy has left in you?"
  2. >"Yes."
  3. "Alright, you'll remember what they do when you aren't in a trance, you'll remember the phrase or words for them, and you no longer have to obey them. Am I understood?"
  4. >"Yes."
  5. "One more thing. Can you not remember what happened the first time because of Greyjoy?"
  6. >"I can't remember."
  7. "Is there anymore information you're not telling me?"
  8. >"I can't remember."
  9. >You weren't getting anything else.
  10. >For good measure though, you walked over to the sunhorse and gave her a hug, because why not?"
  11. "Now, when I snap my fingers, you will remember my suggestions, and return to normal."
  12. >You snap.
  13. >She wakes up.
  14. "So, do you know what Greyjoy's phrases were for suggestion?"
  15. >"Yes. There were only two. When anypony said 'glorious day', I would say something good about Greyjoy. Then, whenever I saw a groundhog, I would shout, 'TWO MORE WEEKS!'"
  16. >...odd suggestions.
  17. >"Ah, but I have to get going to noon court. I'll talk to you later, Anon."
  18. >She leaves you to your business.
  19. >It was time to have an interview with Luna.
  20. >You headed off to Luna's room, remembering each turn of the way.
  21. >When you got to her room, her guards remained outside, stoic as ever.
  22. >They were still under command to net let you in.
  23. >You decided to distract them with another of your smoke balls.
  24. >You tossed it on the ground in front of them, and ran in as they coughed.
  25. >"Quickly, before someone gets in!"
  26. >You hid behind the nearest object, which was Luna's desk.
  27. >The guards ran in and surveyed the area.
  28. >Luna stirred from her slumber.
  29. >"Guards, what happened?"
  30. >"It seems someone tried to sneak past us using a smoke bomb. However, we cannot find the perpetrator."
  31. >"Check the surrounding area. They couldn't have gotten far."
  32. >The two saluted her and ran out to follow her order.
  33. >Luna yawned and went back to sleep.
  34. >Waiting a moment until you were sure the guards were far enough, you crept out from behind the desk and went straight to Luna.
  35. >You put your hand on her shoulder and shook her.
  36. >"Nng, what?"
  37. >She sounded irritated.
  38. "GNU/Linux."
  39. >Now she didn't make a sound.
  40. "Luna, I want you to tell me what you did when you found Celestia hypnotized by Greyjoy for the first time."
  41. >She sat up.
  42. >"I can't remember."
  43. >Shit, try harder.
  44. "Okay, can you remember what Greyjoy told you to do when he hypnotized you?"
  45. >"The first time he told me to forget something of vital importance. Then he called me his 'kitten' and had me act like a cat. I purred when he stroked my back and lay on his lap. He rubbed my abdomen and told me I was his pet. I referred to him as owner, and he strapped a collar onto me. He eventually got bored and decided to leave me entranced inside my room. I awoke an hour later, and he was sent to the dungeon. I do not remember how or why he got out."
  46. >L-lewd.
  47. >You didn't need to bother with the second time.
  48. >At this point, you knew Greyjoy needed to be punished for his crimes.
  49. "Okay Luna. I want you to go back to sleep, and when you wake up, you won't remember this conversation."
  50. >Her head hit the pillow instantly.
  51. >You made sure the guards weren't back, and left her room.
  52. >It was time you spoke with Greyjoy.
  53. >You'd make him squeal about what he did to Celestia, too.