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Cooking for Sunbutt [Luna Wakes Up]

By: Wiggy on Mar 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.86 KB  |  hits: 68  |  expires: Never
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  1. >There was Princess Luna, awake from her slumber.
  2. >She was staring at you, trying to recognize you.
  3. >You were the only fucking human here, how could she not recognize you?
  4. >"Anonymous...?"
  5. >Now, even though you had no problems with Luna, right now was Celestia time.
  6. >You hid behind Celestia's large sunbutt, hoping Luna thought you were a mirage.
  7. >"Anonymous, what are you doing?"
  8. "Hide me from your sister with your giant ass," you whisper.
  9. >She shoots you a dirty look.
  10. >Instead of hiding you, she moves to the side so Luna can get a clear look at you.
  11. >Traitorous bitch.
  12. >Moonbutt rubs her eyes.
  13. >"Anonymous, it is you! How wonderful!"
  14. >The lunar princess gets out of her bed and approaches you.
  15. >"We've been spending the day talking." Celestia informs her.
  16. >"Maybe you'd like to join us?"
  17. >"Absolutely."
  18. >The two sisters look at you, waiting for your input.
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