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Cooking for Sunbutt [Lamp Attack]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.01 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Okay, I'm sorry!"
  2. >Her expression stays angry.
  3. >"Oh, sure, and then when I let you go, you're just going to turn around and rape me!"
  4. >The word "rape" sure was being flung around a lot today, huh?
  5. "No, really, I'm sorry! It's just...uh..."
  6. >You had to think of something quick!
  7. >You blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind.
  8. "I'm actually Princess Twilight Sparkle in disguise!"
  9. >Her expression contorts to a confused one.
  10. >"...what?"
  11. "I'm actually Princess Twilight, and I was sent to make love to your lamp!"
  12. >She lets you go due to her utter confusion.
  13. >"If you're Princess Twilight in disguise, then change back to normal."
  14. >You look around the room for something.
  15. >A small lamp is next to the sink on a side table.
  16. >Why the fuck was that even here?
  17. >Whatever.
  18. "Okay, I'll change back."
  19. >Quickly, you grab the lamp and smash it over her head.
  20. >She had no time to react.
  21. >She drops to the floor, unconscious.
  22. >There is now an unconscious mare lying on the bathroom floor.
  23. >Why did you even do this?
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