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Cooking for Sunbutt [Kill Guard]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.76 KB  |  hits: 76  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You decide that Celestia should just man up and eat some meat for a change.
  2. >Fuck vegetarians.
  3. >You call out to the dining room.
  4. "GUARD, I NEED SOME HELP!"
  5. >Celestia eyes you with a confused expression, but nonetheless sends for a guard.
  6. >You grab a large frying pan to ready yourself.
  7. >Moments later, a guard bashes through the door.
  8. >"What's going on!?"
  9. >You swing the frying pan.
  10. >He goes down.
  11. >Then gets back up.
  12. >Oh shit, that's right. He's wearing a helmet.
  13. >The guard looks at you, frying pan in your hands.
  14. >You grin sheepishly before he tackles you to the ground and drags you out to Celestia.
  15. >He snitches to her that you just assaulted him.
  16. >Celestia is unamused with you and throws you into the dungeon.
  17. >Well, there goes that.
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  19. Try again? Y/N
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