Cooking for Sunbutt [Horse Riding]

>She has just revealed her fetish to you.

>This is the perfect opportunity.

"I don't think I'll talk about sex, Princess."

>She smiles.

"Instead, I'll talk about horses back on my world. You might find this weird, but back on my world, horses and ponies don't talk at all."

>"Hmm..."

>She scribbles more.

"Instead, we keep horses on farms. Humans used to ride them all the time, y'know, told them where to go and all, but that stopped once technology improved."

>You can see her blushing again.

"Some of the stuff we used included saddles, which we used to sit on the horse and ride them, bits, which we would put in the horse's mouth to direct it, blinders, which completely gave control of the horse to the rider, the works."

>Her face is red again.

>Donut Joe is behind the counter, looking like he's trying to hide a boner.

>Nice to know the Princess isn't the only one getting turned on.

"Basically, the human would assert his dominance over the horse and control it's movements."

>Celestia puts a hoof to your mouth.

>"Please, stop. I can't take it. Please change the subject!"