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Cooking for Sunbutt [Genital Appearance]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.82 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Another male. Good.
  2. >Now you can start guy talk.
  3. >You just notice that you had morning wood, and it was raging hard.
  4. >You look Second Wind straight in the eyes.
  5. "Do you think my penis looks nice in these clothes?"
  6. >He's taken aback by your question.
  7. >You're sure he does it unwillingly, but he eyes your massive dong pushing up against your boxers.
  8. >"W-why would you ask me that!?"
  9. "I'm trying to impress a girl."
  10. >"You mean the one I'm sure you're trying to RAPE in there?"
  11. "Pfft, rape? It wasn't gonna be rape. I totally had her."
  12. >He deadpans.
  13. >He knocks you to the ground and quickly ties your hands together with some kind of binding.
  14. >"Since you seem to be new here, I will give you this chance, and ONLY this chance to apologize. I will set you free and we will forget this incident if you do so. Your choice, delinquent."
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