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Cooking for Sunbutt [Fetishes]

By: Wiggy on Mar 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.67 KB  |  hits: 62  |  expires: Never
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  1. "You ever seen a pony want to fuck an animal before?"
  2. >"U-uh..."
  3. "Bestiality. Oh man, do people go crazy for animals. A cat on the street? They'll find it hot. Might want to get up inside it. Guy at a dog show? He'll be r8ing that shit on a 1-10 scale. He'll judge 'em based on attractiveness, and-"
  4. >"Anonymous?"
  5. >Celestia is looking at you, her face as red as a tomato.
  6. >"Don't you think there's something more appropriate to talk about?
  7. "How about the public sex fetish?"
  8. >"Maybe something that doesn't involve sex?"
  9. >Damn, that limited your options.
  10. >Still, you could tell her anything you wanted about humans, and she'd believe it.
  11. >You could still cause some mischief...