
Cooking for Sunbutt [Fetishes]
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Wiggy on
Mar 27th, 2014 | syntax:
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"You ever seen a pony want to fuck an animal before?"
>"U-uh..."
"Bestiality. Oh man, do people go crazy for animals. A cat on the street? They'll find it hot. Might want to get up inside it. Guy at a dog show? He'll be r8ing that shit on a 1-10 scale. He'll judge 'em based on attractiveness, and-"
>"Anonymous?"
>Celestia is looking at you, her face as red as a tomato.
>"Don't you think there's something more appropriate to talk about?
"How about the public sex fetish?"
>"Maybe something that doesn't involve sex?"
>Damn, that limited your options.
>Still, you could tell her anything you wanted about humans, and she'd believe it.
>You could still cause some mischief...