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Cooking for Sunbutt [Double Tap]

By: Wiggy on Apr 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.80 KB  |  hits: 23  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Now that you think about it, that cake was actually pretty good.
  2. >With Snorelestia over there unconscious, the baked treat was yours for the taking.
  3. >You take the entire platter it sits on and dig in with your fork.
  4. >About 10 minutes later, there isn't a single scrap of cake left.
  5. >You were pretty hungry, so it's okay.
  6. >You didn't really care about nutrition anyways.
  7. >Celestia continues to snore, reminding you that she was still there.
  8. >No harm in double checking to make sure she's under your power.
  9. "Celestia, can you hear me?"
  10. >"Yes."
  11. "Is my voice the only thing you can hear or think of?"
  12. >"Yes."
  13. >Perfect.
  14. >It was time to dick around a little.
  15. "Celestia, I want you to heed my words carefully. Are you listening?"
  16. >"Yes."
  17. >It was time to set up a phrase that would immediately entrance her again.