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Cooking for Sunbutt [Distraction]

By: Wiggy on Mar 30th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.11 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You were prepared for this.
  2. >You had novelty smoke balls still in your pocket that you brought from home.
  3. >You took one out.
  4. "Alright, I won't go into the kitchen. But hey, do you wanna see a neat trick with this ball?"
  5. >Celestia lightened up.
  6. >Luna didn't know why Sunbutt was skeptical in the first place.
  7. >"Certainly, Anonymous."
  8. >Now was your chance.
  9. >You tossed the ball to the ground, releasing smoke into the room.
  10. >The sisters coughed as you bolted to the kitchen.
  11. >You slammed through the doors, scaring some of the chefs.
  12. >They all stared at you for a moment.
  13. "1-2, 1-2-1-2-3 I'm the Emcee called Ice-T,
  14. That's DJ Evil E, Islam creates the beats
  15. You girls look so sexy."
  16. >The chefs all stared at you blankly.
  17. >The ones that were female had even blanker expressions.
  18. "I wish you all were up here with me
  19. You drive me crazy with them big ole butts
  20. Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck"
  21. >At this point, they all cowered beneath you.
  22. >Putty in your hands.
  23. >"Please sir, we'll let you do whatever if you just stop that horrible song!"
  24. >One of the chefs, a male unicorn, pleads with you.
  25. >Well, that went well.
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