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Cooking for Sunbutt [Dick Cheese]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.59 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. >As you contemplate what cheese should go onto the pizza, you stare deeply at your sauce mural.
  2. >The image of Celestia actually gets you hard.
  3. >You can't help it.
  4. >You take off your pants and unleash your massive cock.
  5. >You rub it all over the pizza, pretending to insert it inside Celestia's mare vag.
  6. >There's not one inch of the pizza your manhood hasn't touched.
  7. >The thought of even taming her causes you to cum all over the pizza.
  8. >Oh, hey, maybe that could count as cheese.
  9. >As a bonus, your seed would technically be inside her.
  10. >You put your pants back on and decide your next move.
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