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Cooking for Sunbutt [Cry Again]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.69 KB  |  hits: 62  |  expires: Never
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  1. "How could you say that?"
  2. >Your mind goes back to the deformed Rainbow Dash yet again as you try to get tears to flow.
  3. >She rolls her eyes, clearly getting tired of your shit.
  4. >"Anonymous, my patience is wearing thin. All I'm asking is for you to act like a normal pony."
  5. "But I'm not a pony!"
  6. >[sobbing intensifies]
  7. >She groans at your spectacle.
  8. >Then she looks at you for a moment.
  9. >She grins evilly, which is a bit unnatural for her, actually.
  10. >"Yes. Yes you are a pony! And...I felt like I've been babysitting you this whole time!"
  11. >You stop sobbing.
  12. >She's trying to turn the other cheek.
  13. >She's found out that you're just messing with her, and now she's trying to do the same to you.