Cooking for Sunbutt [Conquering the Moon]

"Princess Luna, look at me and hear my voice."

>As with Celestia, her eyes open to reveal that same colorful pattern.

>"I am listening."

"When I say the phrase 'GNU/Linux', you will return to your entranced state. You can only hear this phrase from me. If anyone else says it, you will not hear it. Along with this, you are absolutely fine with me putting you into a trance. I will not abuse this power. You have absolute faith in my word."

>You stroke her mane (the non-starry bit, anyways) as you speak.

>She only stares at you blankly, just like her sister.

"Also, you will feel comfortable with confiding to me. Any odd or embarrassing situation you face, you will seek me for advice."

>She nods.

>That's it, then.

"When I snap my fingers, you will wake up. You will not remember this conversation, but you will remember my suggestions. Am I understood?"

>"Yes."

>You snap your fingers.

>She blinks and shakes her head, her eyes returning to normal.

>She notices you.

>"Oh, greetings Anonymous. Pray tell, what are we doing standing here?"

"GNU/Linux."

>She is entranced again.

>Just a test.

"You will awaken when I snap my fingers."

>A snap.

>A blink and a shake.

"I dunno Luna, I guess we were heading to dinner."

>"Wonderful. I am famished. Well, mostly. I'm still tasting those 'cookies' you brought to me. I thank you for them."

"Hey, it's my pleasure."

>You left for the dining room, but had one more thought on your mind.

>Greyjoy was still out there somewhere.

>Didn't you want to do something about him?