Cooking for Sunbutt [Confessing]

>If you're stuck with this guy, you might as well dick around with him.

"I act this way because I'm in love with you."

>Greyjoy laughs.

>"Oh, a sure story. You flatter me, 'Anonymous', was it?"

"Uh, yeah."

>"Very well. So, what exactly is the reason you were brought to me in the first place?"

>The circles flash once in his eyes.

>"And don't lie to me. I can get the truth out of you whether you want to say or not."

>You may as well. As much as you didn't want to admit it, he could get you to talk.

"Okay, so, for some reason, I was compelled to knock out a guard with a lamp, after harassing her with sex. I said you hypnotized me, and here we are."

>He laughs heartily.

>"Oh, a horny troublemaker, are we? Tell me, how did you know who I was if we had never met?"

"To be honest, I don't know. The name just popped up in my head. I guess it was just coincidence that you had the name."

>He looks you over for a moment.

>"Not a trace of a liar on your face. Excellent."

>He sits back down in his seat.

>"So, did you want to sit down and chat? I've been lonely and I like your attitude. Very rambunctious. Just like me."

>He waves a hoof over the seat next to him.