- >You kicked them open like a boss.
- >There were pony businessmen who jumped at the sound of doors being kicked open.
- >"Anon?"
- >You had to play it cool.
- >"Who are you and why have you interrupted this meeting?"
- >The business ponies glare at you.
- >Celestia looks relieved at your arrival.
- >You can only wonder what they were talking about.
- "I'm sorry, but I have a way to make you all a lot of money and increase Equestria's GDP."
- >Their eyes light up.
- "You guys ever heard of fast food or franchising?"
- >"No. Please, please, explain."
- >And so you explain the concept of selling garbage food for cheap prices and franchising.
- >They run out of the room the moment you finish.
- >Somehow you knew they were gonna fuck it up, though.
- >"That was the last meeting I had today. I guess since they're gone, that means noon court is over."
- >She flashes you a grin.
- >"So, what did you need Anon?"
- "GNU/Linux."
- >Her eyes go colorful and her mouth hangs open.
- "So Princess, which way do you swing and who do you have a crush on?"
- >"I am in love with Greyjoy."
- >Wait, what?
- >But you removed his suggestions.
- >How...?
- >Nevermind, you have to get her on your side.
- "Celestia, Greyjoy has obviously wronged you in some kind of way. I'm trying to bring him to justice. I want you to help me take him down."
- >She nods.
- "Now, when I leave the room, you will go back to normal and remember my suggestions."
- >You make your way out of the room and close the throne room doors.
- >Done and done.
- >You could probably dick around a bit before you confronted Greyjoy, though.
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