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Cooking for Sunbutt [Cake]

By: Wiggy on Apr 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.99 KB  |  hits: 16  |  expires: Never
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  1. HOURS UNTIL LUNA WAKES UP: 5
  2. >She chews on the cake, beaming.
  3. "So, how's it taste, Princess?"
  4. >She dabs at her lips with a napkin.
  5. >"Delicious."
  6. >You nod.
  7. "I'm not surprised. It looks absolutely delectable."
  8. >"Oh, it is. The chocolate blends in well with the cake's texture, the cherry adds a sweet fruit taste to the entire cake. Ah, and it comes together so well. It's a fine treat for anypony."
  9. "And it smells fresh out of the oven. It's one of the best aromas I know."
  10. >"I agree with you. The smell convinces you to give in to that sweet tooth craving you're trying to avoid. It might be a bit embarrassing to admit this, but sometimes the smell is so great that it distracts me from my duties."
  11. >You imagine Celestia being lifted into the air by the scent of baking cake.
  12. >Just like in those old cartoons.
  13. "You mind if I have a slice?"
  14. >She nods.
  15. >"Go ahead, Anonymous. I don't mind."
  16. >You grab your fork and slide a piece of cake under it, plopping it onto your plate.
  17. >You dig in and take a bite.
  18. "Mmm, this is good."
  19. >"But isn't it?"
  20. "I could get lost in this flavor..."
  21. >You notice you have a bit of frosting on your fingers.
  22. >This oughta be effective.
  23. >You set your fork down and bring your finger to your face, letting your tongue fold slip out of your mouth and taking a tender lick of it.
  24. >Celestia is watching you closely.
  25. "Oh, this is just too good. The taste is exceptional."
  26. >She takes another bite, though a bit absent-mindedly.
  27. >"Anonymous, you're really getting into the flavor. You're making me appreciate it much more..."
  28. "That's because it's just sooo delicious."
  29. >You dab your finger into your slice and get some more frosting, along with a small bit of cake.
  30. >You suck on your caked finger.
  31. "The frosting is so smooth, so creamy. Easy to love. And the cake is nice and moist, with a warm temperature."
  32. >"Mmm, it...is."
  33. >She's starting to lose herself.
  34. >It's working.
  35. "Aren't you glad we're able to indulge in this cake?"
  36. >You lick your finger again.
  37. >The taste lingers.
  38. >Celestia subconsciously licks her lips.
  39. >"I am glad. I've never felt this...invested in such a delicious flavor..."
  40. >You cut another bite off and slowly bring it to your mouth.
  41. >She watches intently.
  42. >You insert the cake and chew it slowly.
  43. "The cake makes me feel a bit sleepy, too."
  44. >You continue to chew.
  45. "Does it make you sleepy?"
  46. >She only nods.
  47. "Like you're just getting too tired. You want to sleep. You can't resist closing your eyes."
  48. >She begins to doze.
  49. "It makes you want to obey the flavor, doesn't it? This fine, delectable treat, and the one eating it."
  50. >She nods, her eyes closing a bit as time goes on.
  51. "So why don't you just listen to my voice? Imagine it as that irresistible sweet flavor. You can't deny how good it is. You have to listen to the flavor. Listen to my voice and imagine it's as smooth as that frosting."
  52. >"I...I..."
  53. "Sleep, and hear me."
  54. >She finally drops.
  55. >She slumps over and rests her head on the table.
  56. >She snores.
  57. >You have done it.
  58. >You are definitely ready for Luna.
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