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Cooking for Sunbutt [Blame Luna]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.30 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Blame Luna. It was foolproof.
  2. >You ran out of the room and looked around for any guards.
  3. >There were none.
  4. >You were glad it might be harder to get caught, but were distressed that you didn't have anyone to ask directions from.
  5. >After all, where would Celestia be right now?
  6. >You ran about the castle, trying the places you were familiar with.
  7. >The first place was the courtyard.
  8. >She wasn't there.
  9. >You ran like a maniac to the dining room, the place in the castle you'd gotten so used to.
  10. >She was there, eating breakfast with her sister.
  11. >She noticed you.
  12. >"Oh, hello Anonymous. Would you like to join us for breakfast?"
  13. >She smiled warmly at you.
  14. >This made you feel even more guilty.
  15. >You walk up to her, swallowing the lump in your throat.
  16. >You take a deep breath.
  17. "Princess Celestia."
  18. >"Yes Anonymous?"
  19. >This was it.
  20. "I, uh, knocked out a guard with a lamp."
  21. >She stares at you in disbelief.
  22. >"What?"
  23. "I knocked a guard unconscious. With a lamp."
  24. >She frowns at you.
  25. >"Why would you do something like that?"
  26. >Your finger shoots to Luna.
  27. "Your sister made me do it!"
  28. >"A lie if I'd ever heard one." Luna looks at you.
  29. >"My sister has been here with me this whole time. How could she have made you do this, Anonymous?"
  30. >Gee, you're getting pretty sweaty.
  31. "O-okay, so it wasn't Luna. It was just..."