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Cooking for Sunbutt [Begin Crying]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 68  |  expires: Never
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  1. >There was only one thing you could do to convince her of your innocence.
  2. >Cry like a bitch.
  3. >Quick, what images usually made you cry?
  4. >A disfigured face of Rainbow Dash, of course!
  5. >She was your waifu after all, and you hated to see her so ugly.
  6. >The tears begin flowing from your eyes.
  7. "P-princess, truly, I'm sorry."
  8. >You sob profusely, rubbing your nose.
  9. >She looks at you skeptically, wondering if she should forgive your "ignorance".
  10. >You only increase your waterworks.
  11. >You get on your knees and clasp your hands together.
  12. "I beg you, Princess Celestia! I truly didn't know! Please, forgive me!"
  13. >While you're not sure she's really buying this, her expression nonetheless softens.
  14. >"I...suppose we can forget this happened..."
  15. >Her tone is unsure.
  16. >You immediately get up and lunge at the Princess, hugging her. She responds with a quick "oof!"
  17. "Thank you so much, your majesty!"
  18. >She pats your back with her hoof.
  19. >"There is no need for formality, Anonymous. As long as both of us never mention this again, I forgive you."
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