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Cooking for Sunbutt [Beating Greyjoy]

By: Wiggy on Apr 14th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.03 KB  |  hits: 14  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wasn't that adorable.
  2. >He thought a sword was a threat to you.
  3. >A S&W Model 29 spawned in your hands.
  4. >"What is that!?"
  5. "SUPERIOR HUMAN TECHNOLOGY, BITCH!"
  6. >You pull the trigger, and the sound of the blast resonates throughout the room.
  7. >He narrowly dodged it, and charged at you.
  8. >He slashes at you, but you jump back to avoid it.
  9. >You fire again.
  10. >You hit the blade of the sword, which flies out of his mouth.
  11. >4 shots left.
  12. >Not like that mattered though, you could spawn anything.
  13. >He gets a set of sais that he holds in his wings, and he jabs at you with them.
  14. >You dodge left and right before kicking him backwards.
  15. >You fire at one of his wings.
  16. >He screams as the bullet passes through him.
  17. >The sai drops.
  18. >You shoot the other wing before he has time to react.
  19. >This time, though, he ignores the pain and tackles you.
  20. >He pins you to the ground and bites into your shoulder with his fangs.
  21. >The pain causes you to drop your gun.
  22. >Blood is running down your arm as he digs in.
  23. >You headbutt him and push him off, holding your shoulder as you get up.
  24. >You quickly look for your gun, which was probably kicked away by him as he bit into you.
  25. >It's a couple feet away from you.
  26. >You run for it, but Greyjoy tackles you from behind.
  27. >He's on your back, slamming his hooves into the back of your head.
  28. >You try to ignore the pain as you reach for the gun.
  29. >He notices your reaching and hops off of you to grab it.
  30. >He can't operate it, but as long as he has it, he thinks he's safe.
  31. >He is so wrong.
  32. >You get up, and in your hands spawns an XM214.
  33. >You don't wait as you rev it up and fire into him.
  34. >He doesn't dodge this.
  35. >How can he?
  36. >You fire into him, watching the glory of his body being ripped to bloody shreds by the bullets.
  37. >He screams as you fire hundreds of rounds into him per minute.
  38. >Payback, bitch.
  39. >You continue to fire until his body is nothing but a mangled mess.
  40. >It is done.
  41. >You drop the gun.
  42. >Greyjoy is barely recognizable.
  43. >You sigh in relief as the world goes white again.
  44. >In a moment, you find yourself back in Canterlot.
  45. >Greyjoy had woken up.
  46. >"Okay, so you killed me within a dream. We're in the real world now, Anonymous. You won't be so lucky this time!"
  47. >He tries to get up, but is held by Celestia.
  48. >"Oh n-no...no no no!"
  49. >He's trapped.
  50. >You got 'im.
  51. "Alright Greyjoy, I'm gonna make a deal with you."
  52. >"A deal!? I'm not up for negotiation, fool!"
  53. "Squeeze him a bit, Celestia."
  54. >She does as you told.
  55. >"Argh!"
  56. "So as I was saying, what we're gonna do, is either you admit to your crime of trying to usurp the throne, and then hiding it, or..."
  57. >You thought for a moment.
  58. >"Or what!?"
  59. "We can keep putting you back to sleep, and I can enter your dreams and kill you over and over again. You don't wanna keep going through that painful experience, do you?"
  60. >He looks desperate now.
  61. >"B-but Anonymous. W-we...we were friends, right? Don't friends spare each other? Help each other?"
  62. >Well, was Greyjoy really your friend?
  63. >Or were you gonna think of a cool one liner before you get his ass thrown in jail?
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