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Cooking for Sunbutt [Battle the Head Chef]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.31 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The chef gets up off the ground and turns to you.
  2. >The two of you eye each other silently.
  3. >Suddenly, he charges at you, ready to headbutt you.
  4. "MORTAL KOMBAAAT!!!"
  5. >You grab the chef the moment his head is inches away from you, and Judo flip him to the ground.
  6. >He gets up again, groggy.
  7. >You give him no time to come back to his senses and uppercut him.
  8. >This sends him back a couple feet, hitting the ground with a large "THUD!"
  9. >Despite his size, this guy was a bitch.
  10. >You were about to charge him when you felt a tugging on your shirt.
  11. >Celestia was holding your shirt in her magic.
  12. >"Anonymous, stop this at once."
  13. >Her glare is enough to pierce your soul.
  14. >The chef gets up, rubbing his head as he does so.
  15. >There would be no fatality this time.
  16. >Celestia trots over to the chef and helps him move around.
  17. >She addresses the other chefs in the room.
  18. >"Please take him to the infirmary. And take your time. Don't worry about getting dinner ready."
  19. >The chefs obey and escort the head chef out.
  20. >Celestia looks to you.
  21. >"Anonymous, are you just a natural born trouble-maker?"
  22. "But of course."
  23. >You grinned smoothly.
  24. >Celestia gives you a deadpan look.
  25. >"Anonymous...please behave yourself. I almost feel like I'm babysitting right now."
  26. >She looks like she didn't want to say that, but it came out anyways.
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