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Cooking for Sunbutt [Anon's in Love?]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Is there a reason you're asking me this, Anonymous?"
  2. >His face becomes serious.
  3. >Maybe you could still fuck with him.
  4. "Well Greyjoy, it's just...well...I think I might be in love with Celestia."
  5. >His face is blank for a moment.
  6. >Then he guffaws loudly.
  7. >"Oh, you are quite the comedian, Anonymous!"
  8. "But it's true! And you're an expert on the mind and all! You could help me win her heart if you've gotten in her mind!"
  9. >He facehoofs.
  10. >"Anonymous, if you're really telling the truth, know that I cannot assist you. I've been able to put her under my spell, but that doesn't mean I can hypnotize her to love you."
  11. "But I don't want you to hypnotize her. Just help me out with what she likes. You messed with her head, you should partially know how she thinks, right?"
  12. >"No, I don't, Anonymous. Even though I've explored her thoughts, I don't know exactly how she thinks every breathing moment. Now quit lying to me about being in love with her. I know you are."
  13. >There goes that.
  14. >Well, maybe you could talk about something else?
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