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Cooking for Sunbutt [Anon's Good at Hypnosis]

By: Wiggy on Apr 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.36 KB  |  hits: 13  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Okay, you got me. I'll go back in."
  2. >"Wise choice."
  3. "But first, did you know humans are really good at giving massages?"
  4. >"...what?"
  5. "Seriously. We've got these things called fingers, and it helps the massage real well."
  6. >"Oh, I'm sure you give better ones then the mares at the local spa."
  7. >He was sarcastic.
  8. >Time to prove him wrong.
  9. >And hypnotize him.
  10. "Come on, lemme show you."
  11. >You put your hand on his shoulder.
  12. >"Take your...appendage...off me."
  13. >You rubbed real good into his shoulder.
  14. "Come on, you gotta learn to relax, Second Wind. Just let me do this."
  15. >He rolls his eyes.
  16. >"Fine. I guess...it feels good anyways."
  17. >You rub into his shoulder more, and take your other hand to massage his other one.
  18. >He surrenders a bit, giving in to your touch.
  19. >"Still not as good as the mares, though."
  20. "What's so special about them? Aren't I good enough?"
  21. >"They're professionals at their job. That's why I prefer them."
  22. >You slip your hands under his armor and rub his back.
  23. >He jumps a bit at your touch, but ultimately lets you continue.
  24. >"I take that back. This is starting to get as good as them..."
  25. >His voice takes on a relaxed tone, and for once, he's smiling.
  26. >You've got him now.
  27. >Rub a bit more.
  28. >You concentrate your fingers into his sensitive areas.
  29. >His knees buckle as you work, and he lets out a relaxed sigh.
  30. >You find areas with tons of knots in them and rub them out.
  31. >This guy probably hasn't actually relaxed for a long time.
  32. >He closes his eyes.
  33. >Now's your chance.
  34. "Doesn't this make you a bit sleepy? Just feeling this wonderful rubbing on your body?"
  35. >No homo.
  36. >"Mm, it does make me a bit...sleepy."
  37. "Like you're ready to take a long nap and let the hands do their work. Feel nothing but the massage as you sleep. Aren't you feeling that way?"
  38. >He starts to lay on the ground.
  39. >"...it's like...I can't stand up...anymore."
  40. "That's right. Just let your nerves take over as you feel the rubbing do its work. Go ahead. Sleep. Let yourself go. No one will judge you."
  41. >His head slowly drops to the ground.
  42. >"Right. Let the,,,massage...work..."
  43. "Imagine my voice as the massage. It's as relaxing as the knots being rubbed out. Go deeper into your nap. I'll take care of you."
  44. >He snores.
  45. >You have done it.
  46. >Now, you could find that royal wash room.
  47. >But you could also fuck with Second Wind first for being such an asshole.
  48. >The choice was yours.