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Cooking for Sunbutt [Anon the Luchadore]

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  1. "Hell yeah, I accept the dare."
  2. >Luna clops her hooves together excitedly.
  3. >Celesita has an amused expression.
  4. >You'd show them both the power of humans.
  5. "Call for a guard. Let's settle this."
  6. >Luna gets up and moves to her bedroom door.
  7. >She opens it, and shouts.
  8. >"SECOND WIND! I REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE TO MY CHAMBERS IMMEDIATELY!"
  9. >In a flash there's a batpony guard.
  10. >"Yes, my princess?"
  11. >He looks tough.
  12. >But you can take him.
  13. >"Anonymous here has challenged you to a duel. Do you accept his challenge?"
  14. >"In the honor of my princess, I do."
  15. >"Then let us take this to the courtyard."
  16. >The four of you move around the castle and make it to the courtyard within a few minutes.
  17. >Several other guards are out there, training,
  18. >You and Second Wind face each other.
  19. "Wait, before we start this..."
  20. >You reach into your pocket and grab your lucky luchadore mask.
  21. >Knowing it would bring you good fortune during this battle, you put it on your head.
  22. "Ready."
  23. >The guard zips to you and tackles you in the gut.
  24. >You fall to the ground, the wind knocked out of you.
  25. >"Get up."
  26. >As you push yourself off the ground, you trip Second Wind.
  27. >He falls to the ground.
  28. >Seeing this as your chance, you quickly leap high into the air, your elbow pointed outwards towards his stomach.
  29. >Time moves slowly.
  30. >The reflections of the sun's light from the other guards' armor makes it look like pictures are being taken of this high flying moment.
  31. >It is a good day to die.
  32. >Your elbow collides with Second Wind's abdomen, causing the wind to be knocked out of him.
  33. >He doesn't have time to react as you pin him.
  34. >1
  35. >2
  36. >3!
  37. >You did it.
  38. >You have won.
  39. "I win!" you shout as you leap into the air.
  40. The Royal Sisters are dumbfounded.
  41. >"Anonymous..."
  42. >You wake up.
  43. >You're met with the faces of Sunbutt and Moonbutt.
  44. >Your head is killing you, and you feel nauseous.
  45. "What happened?" you ask as you slowly get up.
  46. >"Second Wind's tackle knocked you out cold. You've been laying there for 10 minutes."
  47. >You groan.
  48. "Dammit, and here I thought I won."
  49. >Second Wind approaches from behind Luna.
  50. >"If my princess gives me a command, I will not fail it."
  51. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, asskisser."
  52. >Luna nudges her sister.
  53. >"I suppose now that we have assured Anonymous is fine, I believe it is your turn."
  54. >Celestia smirks at you.
  55. >"Truth or dare, Anonymous?"
  56. >Luna interjects.
  57. >"Aren't you supposed to ask me that question?"
  58. >"I think Anonymous should get extra questions. He is our guest after all."
  59. >Luna only nods.
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