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Cooking for Sunbutt [Anon Has a Death Wish]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.83 KB  |  hits: 24  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You had a dirty mind today.
  2. >You decided to quietly sneak through the room.
  3. >You reached the bed in about a minute due to how slow you were moving.
  4. >You slowly climbed on top, then crawled under the sheets with Luna.
  5. >She continued to snore away.
  6. >You crawled lower into the bed, and reached your destination: her voluptuous ass.
  7. >It was so round and perfect looking, you couldn't help but sniff it.
  8. >There was no discernible scent that came from it, but you didn't care.
  9. >Even being near her bottom got you excited.
  10. >But how does this wake her up?
  11. >You decide to exit the bed and stand next to it, thinking your next plan of action over.
  12. >You knew exactly how to wake the sleeping princess.
  13. >You crawled back into the bed with her, but this time, you slid your pants and boxers off.
  14. >It was hard to get into a comfortable position, what with Luna sleeping on her side, but eventually you got her to roll over and sleep on her back.
  15. >It was time.
  16. >Directing your manhood towards her marehood, you inched closer and closer, until you were a couple inches away.
  17. >You slowly penetrated her walls with your head, hoping you could get in further.
  18. >You couldn't.
  19. >The MOMENT your dick went in, she woke up.
  20. >And then she saw you.
  21. >There was an awkward silence as the two of you stared each other down, her hard gaze making you feel weaker the longer you stared into it.
  22. >"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?"
  23. >She went full Canterlot Royal Voice on you, which sent you flying towards the wall.
  24. >She hops out of the bed with lightning speed and pins you to the wall.
  25. >Greyjoy was not exaggerating when he said she gets cranky.
  26. >If anything, it was an understatement.
  27. >It probably doesn't help that you just tried to fuck her, though.
  28. >Her eyes look aflame with pure rage as she stares you down, waiting for an answer.
  29. >You still had a card up your sleeve.
  30. "I-it was Greyjoy! He made me do it!"
  31. >She stared you down more.
  32. >"Likely story."
  33. >She tossed you against the wall next to you with her magic.
  34. >Ouch.
  35. >"I will make a deal with you, Anonymous. If you can PROVE Greyjoy influenced you to do this by the time I awaken to take over for my sister, I will not have you banished for attempting to rape royalty."
  36. >She brings her face just inches from yours.
  37. >"Am I understood?"
  38. >You nod quickly.
  39. "Y-y-y-yes. Of course."
  40. >She gives you a look of disgust before opening the door with her magic and tossing you out.
  41. >She also throws out your pants and boxers, which land on your head.
  42. >"Guards, under no circumstances are you to allow Anonymous into my chambers unless I directly tell you otherwise. Am I understood?"
  43. >"Yes Princess Luna!" the guards answered in unison.
  44. >She nods at the guards.
  45. >"Excellent. Anonymous, you have 7 hours. Use that time well.
  46. >She slams the door to her chambers, leaving you and the guards disoriented.
  47. >Well, that could have gone better.
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