Cooking for Sunbutt [An Offer]

>Greyjoy was a bit flirty with you earlier.

>Maybe he was gay?

>If that was the case, you could try to seduce him or something.

>As you walked the castle pondering this, you bump into someone.

>"Oh, hello Anonymous."

>Princess Celestia.

>"So, how has your day been going?"

"Ehhh...it's been different. You're pretty busy though, aren't you?"

>"Yes, I'm afraid I am. I was just on my way to begin noon court. I'll see you later when I have more free time on my hooves, okay Anon?"

>She smiles as she walks off.

>Oh God, the guilt is killing you.

>She must not know what you've done to her sister.

>You continued trekking the halls of the castle, feeling nauseous as your guilt builds.

>You come to the mess hall again, with Greyjoy on your mind.

>He is in the same spot as earlier, again tinkering with that pocket watch.

>Does he ever sleep?

>He notices you.

>"Oh, so you survived, did you? Quite a surprise, considering Luna's temper."

>You take the seat across from him.

"She wants me banished, unless I can prove you hypnotized me to almost fuck her."

>You didn't even want to beat around the bush.

>He grabs your shirt and pulls you towards him.

>"YOU DID WHAT!?"

>He lets go of you.

>"Are you even aware of what you've done!?"

"Yes. One of us is leaving once Luna wakes up."

>He slams his hoof on the table.

>Why in Tartarus did you even attempt to copulate with her!? Are you that stupid!?"

"Hey, lemme put it to you like this: If you take the fall, I'll give you a couple 'favors' before you go."

>He smacks you across the face.

>"Are you suggesting I swing that way!? I do NOT!"

>There goes that plan.

>"Thinkthinkthinkthinkthink..."

>He concentrated as he put a hoof to his chin in thought.

>He stopped and looked at you.

>He sighed.

>"Anonymous. I don't know why, but I feel compelled to help you out of this. It might be because you're the only one who has actually talked to me in quite some time."

>He clears his throat.

>"That aside, I know how we can save both of us from banishment."

>You're intrigued.

"How do we do that?"

>"The princesses know everything to expect from me when it comes to hypnosis. They know my lines, the way I move my eyes, every single hint that I'm trying to entrance them, they know."

>He takes a breath.

>"BUT, if I were to teach YOU my hypnosis techniques, you might be able to make Luna forget what you did to her. We would both be saved, and maybe we could even be partners in mischief around here. What do you say?"

>Finally, things were looking up.

>Of course, if you wanted to be stupid, you could disagree with his plan.