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Cooking for Sunbutt [Acting Offended]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.89 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You think for a moment.
  2. >The Princess was on your side at the moment, having just received royal pettings.
  3. >The plan forming in your head just might work.
  4. "Princess, that pegasus is offending me!"
  5. >Both respond with a "Huh?"
  6. "He is triggering me! 'Mess' is one of my trigger words! That makes me angry!"
  7. >For once, you thanked the existence of SJWs.
  8. >"But Anonymous, it's just a word. How could it offend you?"
  9. >You figured you'd use SJW logic here.
  10. "Because it just does! He is offending me Princess!"
  11. >"You offended me when you made a mess of the kitchen!"
  12. "Pfft, of course you would accuse the human and no one else in the room! Check your privilege you racist pony!
  13. >The Princess gives you a worried look.
  14. >"But Anonymous, it was y-"
  15. >At this point, the chef can no longer contain his anger and lunges at you.
  16. >You dodge, and turn to face him.
  17. >He went face-first into the wall behind you.
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