- "Sure, whatever," you answer the two royals.
- >"Magnificent! So, may I start by asking what you two have done this day?"
- >She just gave you an opportunity.
- >Don't fuck up.
- "Well, Celestia here actually gave me a ride on her back to this castle."
- >Luna smiles.
- >"Really? You haven't done that since you gave me back rides when we were fillies, Celestia!"
- >Celestia brushes one hoof against the other.
- "And I can say with certainty that she's good at taking orders."
- >Celestia's eyes widen.
- >She knows where this is going.
- >"A-and we stopped at Donut Joe's!"
- >She's not gonna get away that easily.
- "In fact, Luna, do you want me to show you how I rode your sister?"
- >The lunar princess puts a hoof to her chin.
- >Celestia is shaking her head furiously, trying to convey her message to her sister.
- >"I don't see why not."
- >Mission accomplished.
- >Bonus for getting that innuendo past Moonbutt.
- >You begin climbing back on top of Celestia, who's knees (or whatever the pony equivalent is) are shaking.
- >Having not untied your overshirt yet, you insert it back into her mouth.
- "Now when I pulled upwards like this," you pulled up on the bit, "She listened immediately and flew up."
- >Celestia can't help but unfurl her wings again.
- >Thatisherfetish.png.
- >"Fascinating. Sister, you are surprisingly obedient for a ruler of a country."
- >Celestia spit out the bit and threw you off her back.
- >You get up and dust yourself off.
- >"Nevermind that, do you feel like playing a game?"
- >Sunbutt nudges her sister.
- >"A game? This sounds magnificent!"
- >"Anonymous knows plenty of games we could play, I'm sure." Celestia looks over at you. "Don't you?"
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