- >Be Cadance.
- >Be high on weed.
- >You've got the munchies real bad.
- >Look for something to eat.
- >You find the recipe in the pic. (Princess Bitch's Mac and Cheese Dance)
- >You tirelessly gather the ingredients to make your delicious meal.
- >You take out a large bowl and throw in a stick of butter.
- >You grab the gallon of milk and dump half of it in.
- >You weren't sure what a Meggsicen was, so you threw in a can of eggs.
- >Or at least you thought it was eggs.
- >You produce your own cheese by masturbating.
- >You couldn't grate it, so you just put it in the bowl.
- >The eggs were the hardest part, but you managed to amass the required amount.
- >All 81 pounds.
- >The instructions said you had to die in a large saucepan.
- >Then you'd get milked and eaten by 1/2 pound Mexican kids.
- >That must mean it's time to eat it.
- >You gaze into the bowl, and marvel at your creation.
- >It is beautiful.
- >You drink the soupy mixture.
- >It is delicious.
- >Shining Armor would love it if you saved him some leftovers.
- >Dinner is taken care of for tonight.
Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Pastebin is 300% more awesome when you are logged in. Sign Up, it's FREE!
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
create a new version of this paste
RAW Paste Data