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Cadance Greentexts: Shrunken Clothes

By: Wiggy on Mar 29th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.72 KB  |  hits: 46  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You march angrily to the Crystal Castle throne room, looking for the one you know that purposely let your clothes shrink out in the sun.
  2. >The throne room doors stood in front of you, looking impenetrable.
  3. >They weren't.
  4. >With a mighty shove, you made your way inside.
  5. >The pink princess was on her throne, reading what was probably some kind of legal document.
  6. "CADANCE!"
  7. >A twinge of a grin could be seen on her face before she decided to look at you.
  8. >"Yes, Anon?"
  9. >She was trying her hardest not to snicker.
  10. >Considering you walked in wearing nothing but a large curtain, it was understandable.
  11. "You didn't wake me up to get my clothes back inside! They're not even remotely big enough to fit me anymore!"
  12. >"Oh, I'm sorry Anon. I must've forgot you were sleeping. I am pretty busy, you know."
  13. >Today was a holiday.
  14. >Nothing important ever happened on holidays.
  15. "You didn't wake me up on purpose, didn't you?"
  16. >Her cool facade was failing.
  17. >It was hard for her to not break out into laughter.
  18. >"Why would I do that, Anon?"
  19. >Why would she?
  20. >Maybe it was because you spray-painted on that poster of her saying she was fat?
  21. >It'd be best to keep quiet about that now.
  22. "Those were the only clothes I had to wear! What am I gonna do now?"
  23. >Cadance took a deep breath to calm herself.
  24. >"Don't worry, I can send a letter to Rarity about a new suit. You'll be fine."
  25. "That'll take days though!"
  26. >"I'm sorry Anon. But look on the bright side: You could start a new fashion trend with mismatched pieces of cloth!"
  27. >You grumbled to yourself.
  28. >At least she was getting you a new suit.
  29. >You turned to leave the room.
  30. >"Oh, and Anon?"
  31. >You glanced behind your shoulder.
  32. "What?"
  33. >She smirks.
  34. >"Shining didn't appreciate you calling me fat."
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