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Cadance Greentexts: Anon Hates Love

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  1. >You are Princess Cadance.
  2. >You've had a busy day ruling the kingdom, but it was now late evening, when royal duties were ended.
  3. >Shining and you had promised each other a special night.
  4. >It had been too long since you'd spent some intimate time with him.
  5. >The two of you met at a fancy restaurant and had a nice dinner together.
  6. >As you walked home, the two of you couldn't keep your hooves off of each other.
  7. >Making it back to the castle, you immediately head to yours and Shining's bedroom.
  8. >You enter, and lock lips for a moment before pushing Shining onto the bed.
  9. >You lay on top of him and once again lock lips, your tongue dancing with his.
  10. >He tastes like raspberries for some reason.
  11. >Not that you didn't mind.
  12. >You two rub each other up and down your bodies, enjoying the touch.
  13. >The warmth of his large body was enough to heat you through even the worst of the Crystal Empire's winter.
  14. >The two of you looked each other in the eyes and smiled.
  15. >You began kissing down Shining's body.
  16. >His lips.
  17. >Chin.
  18. >Chest.
  19. >Belly.
  20. >Until-
  21. >"CADANCE!"
  22. >You sat still a moment, infuriated at the voice of you knew who.
  23. >"Maybe if we ignore him, he'll stop."
  24. >Shining really didn't want this to end.
  25. >Neither did you, of course.
  26. >The two of you stood still, waiting for another call.
  27. >To your and his relief, it stayed silent.
  28. >Now, where were you?
  29. >You were just about to kiss-
  30. >"CADANCE!"
  31. >You huffed and groaned, before getting up.
  32. "I'll be right back."
  33. >You made your way out of the bedroom and towards the source of the voice.
  34. >You opened the door to the bedroom next to you.
  35. "What, Anonymous? I'm a little busy!"
  36. >"There's a spider up in the corner. Could you get it?"
  37. >Unbelievable.
  38. >You were Princess of the Crystal Empire, not an exterminator.
  39. >Taking a nearby newspaper in your magic, you rolled it up.
  40. >You found the spider and ended it quickly with a small "BAP!"
  41. "Anything else I can do for you?"
  42. >You hoped the sarcasm was evident in your voice.
  43. >"Nope, I'm good."
  44. >You glowered at him before leaving the room.
  45. >Every time, there was something that came up.
  46. >And it was always because of Anon.
  47. >Was he doing this on purpose?
  48. >Just one night, you'd like to go uninterrupted.
  49. >You returned to your room to find Shining patiently waiting for you.
  50. >It seemed he was just as used to this as you were.
  51. "Ready, honey?"
  52. >"Always."
  53. >You lied back on top of him, snuggling into his chest.
  54. >His beating heart calmed you down, and made you forget Anon existed.
  55. >You purred as he stroked your back.
  56. >The two of you you kissed sensually, getting lost in each other's touch.
  57. >There were no words to describe how in love you were with this stallion.
  58. >You decided to try again.
  59. >The mouth.
  60. >Chin.
  61. >Chest.
  62. >B-
  63. >"CADANCE!"
  64. >Not even the belly this time.
  65. "I'm not getting up. Whatever it is, he can take care of it himself."
  66. >Belly.
  67. >Th-
  68. >"CADANCE!"
  69. >It was really hard to focus on lovemaking when the local jerk kept screaming your name.
  70. >"I can wait, Cadance."
  71. >His mouth said yes, his eyes said no.
  72. >You got up, went to Anon's room, and huffed.
  73. "What now?"
  74. >"You used that newspaper to kill the spider, and now I have nothing to read."
  75. >You grabbed the newspaper with your magic and wiped off the spider guts.
  76. "There. All clean."
  77. >You didn't care what he'd say next, you just left.
  78. >You got back to your room.
  79. >Shining was smiling.
  80. >"Is it taken care of?"
  81. "Hopefully."
  82. >You got back onto Shining and tried again.
  83. >Except you skipped to his belly.
  84. >Your mouth was about to encompass his stallionhood.
  85. >You'd been waiting for this all d-
  86. >"CADANCE!"
  87. >No. That was it. You're done.
  88. >"I can get it this time, honey."
  89. >You rolled off of Shining and let him get up.
  90. >He left the room and all was silent for a moment.
  91. >He came back grinning.
  92. >"Problem solved."
  93. >He got back on the bed.
  94. "Sound-proof barrier?"
  95. >"No, I just punched him hard enough to knock him out."
  96. >That only intensified your love making that night.
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