- >You are Princess Cadance.
- >Today was a good day.
- >Aside from having shown your empire the proper way to fellate a dog, you had proven to be worthy of becoming a local law enforcement official.
- >And you demonstrated this by dressing in tight spandex and attacking evildoers.
- >The ones at the market stalls.
- >And the school.
- >And the library.
- >Was the school mentioned? The young villains certainly didn't know how to handle being given the hoof of justice.
- >Oh, and then you took a bite out of the Crystal Heart.
- >It tasted like glass.
- >And blueberries.
- >You were sure your intestines could handle it.
- >That's why you were vomiting blood earlier.
- >That means you're being cleansed.
- >Oh, look, there's your husband.
- >And he has a friend with him!
- >Why was Shiny crying?
- >"Honey...you need to go away for awhile..."
- >Going away for awhile?
- >That was silly.
- >Oh, Shiny's friend has a white coat with him.
- >And he's coming towards you with it.
- >He wants you to try it on!
- >What a nice fashion statement you'd make!
- >You decided to take it from the friend and slip it on yourself.
- >Wait, what was wrong with the hooves?
- >They seemed to be stuck together.
- >Oh well, you were sure Shiny's friend would fix it.
- >Right?
- >Oh, he's guiding you to a better place.
- >You walked awhile before coming to a big house with tons of rooms.
- >You were put in a room that had mattresses all over.
- >Wow, these guys really know how to make somepony feel comfortable!
- >Sleeping is gonna be a cinch with all this comfortable stuff!
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