FoulMouth's Flutterswear: The Dawning (not feels)

After a discussion of Fluttershy quietly swearing when she thinks nobody can hear her I started tapping keys and took the name FoulMouth.

Here is the start.

1.

>Still in her quiet manner though, she manages to make it almost sound polite.

>*Bang*

>"Ow. Fucking table."

>Fluttershy?

>"Yes Anon?"

>Are you okay?

>"Oh yes, fine thank you. I just banged my knee on that damn table again."

>Fair enough.

>Oh, by the way you're out of birdseed.

>"Oh, son of a bitch. What will I feed the little birds now? Can you please stay here while I go get some more?"

>Sure thing, Shy

>"That asshole birdseed pony better still be at the market."

 

 

2.

>Rainbow stopped by whining about some shit. Told her you were out.

>"I told that bitch I couldn't watch her practice today. I've got animals to take care of. Shit, bitch can't even listen properly. Fuckin' bitch."

>Shy, tone it down.

>"Am I overdoing it again? Oh, I'm sorry."

>It's cool, just don't go off in front of the others like you do at home. Might lower their opinion of you somewhat.

>"Thanks for looking out for me. You dick."

>Any time, cunt. Fix me a sandwich.

>She giggles and leaves.

>"Get it your goddamn self."