FoulMouth's Flutterswear: Princessening 2: Pimpin' Picnic

>'It sure was nice of the Princess to invite us for a picnic, eh Fluttershy?'

>"I hope she made fucktons of pasta salad. I love that shit."

>You're on your way to meet Princess Luna and the rest of the girls in the gardens of the castle.

>You're not flying there like some fuckers you know, though.

>'Ok, we need to try to keep the cursing to a bare minimum. We'll be with royalty, and we'll be with our friends who so far consider you quiet and unassuming and me some sort of short tempered space monster.'

>Fluttershy nods and is about to speak just as you pass through a gate and are spotted by princess Luna.

>"Moon-ass is heading this way."

>'Quiet you yellow bitch.' You straighten up and address the taller blue pony before you. 'Princess, it's an honour and a joy to join you on this lovely day.'

>"Cut the shit, what the fuck has my sister told you?"

>'erm...'

>"I heard she fucking offered to pimp me out to you, that cunt!"

>'Jesus christ! No, it was a joke.'

>'"Good, because it's not fucking happening, you hear? Say it."

>'It's not happening.'

>"Say it properly!"

>'It's not fucking happening, your majesty! Fuck.'

>"Good. Now, come eat some fucking pasta salad and keep your Me-damned mouth shut."

>You glance down at Fluttershy as Luna turns away. She looks pretty shaken. Confrontation is still not a strong point for her.

>'You ok?' You ask, absent-mindedly petting her mane.

>"Yes, Anon, that just shit me up is all. Once I eat something I'm sure I'll be a-ok."

>For a while you all sit and eat, just chatting back and forth.

>Luna keeps glaring at you. Eventually you take to just flipping her off.

>It's getting late and you're saying your goodbyes as you all head off home via different routes.

>Luna wanders over to you.

>"Anon. I wanted to apologise for before. You must think I'm a bitch."

>'Nah, you were upset. No big deal.'

>"Good. Good."

>For a while nothing is said. You kick the ground a little.

>"Maybe I was a bit hasty, too, in... forbidding... you know."

>'Fuckin'... pardon me?'

>"It's just... been a while since..."

>'Mother of fuck!'

>"I mean, the offer is there..."

>"Anon!" Fluttershy appears. "Let's fucking go."

>'Flutters I'm talking to...'

>"Fuck no you aren't, we're going home right the fuck now."

>She begins pushing you away towards the gate.

>'Well, bye Luna.'

>"Goodnight, Anon."

>As you leave you can overhear Fluttershy talking to the princess.

>"Fucking keep your hooves to yourself. You've got a harem, use that shit."

>"Fluttershy I just..."

>"Just fucking back off. That fucker's mine."

>You turn back around and keep walking just in time to make it seem like you weren't eavesdropping.

>"Come on, cocksmoker. Let's go home."

>She nuzzles your arm as you walk.

 

>Shit's getting real.