Title:           FoulMouth's Flutterswear: Princessening 2: Pimpin' Picnic
Author:          WhoKnowsPone
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First Edit:      Wednesday 14th of August 2013 06:26:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 14th of August 2013 06:26:35 PM CDT

>'It sure was nice of the Princess to invite us for a picnic, eh Fluttershy?'
>"I hope she made fucktons of pasta salad. I love that shit."
>You're on your way to meet Princess Luna and the rest of the girls in the gardens of the castle.
>You're not flying there like some fuckers you know, though.
>'Ok, we need to try to keep the cursing to a bare minimum. We'll be with royalty, and we'll be with our friends who so far consider you quiet and unassuming and me some sort of short tempered space monster.'
>Fluttershy nods and is about to speak just as you pass through a gate and are spotted by princess Luna.
>"Moon-ass is heading this way."
>'Quiet you yellow bitch.' You straighten up and address the taller blue pony before you. 'Princess, it's an honour and a joy to join you on this lovely day.'
>"Cut the shit, what the fuck has my sister told you?"
>'erm...'
>"I heard she fucking offered to pimp me out to you, that cunt!"
>'Jesus christ! No, it was a joke.'
>'"Good, because it's not fucking happening, you hear? Say it."
>'It's not happening.'
>"Say it properly!"
>'It's not fucking happening, your majesty! Fuck.'
>"Good. Now, come eat some fucking pasta salad and keep your Me-damned mouth shut."
>You glance down at Fluttershy as Luna turns away. She looks pretty shaken. Confrontation is still not a strong point for her.
>'You ok?' You ask, absent-mindedly petting her mane.
>"Yes, Anon, that just shit me up is all. Once I eat something I'm sure I'll be a-ok."
>For a while you all sit and eat, just chatting back and forth.
>Luna keeps glaring at you. Eventually you take to just flipping her off.
>It's getting late and you're saying your goodbyes as you all head off home via different routes.
>Luna wanders over to you.
>"Anon. I wanted to apologise for before. You must think I'm a bitch."
>'Nah, you were upset. No big deal.'
>"Good. Good."
>For a while nothing is said. You kick the ground a little.
>"Maybe I was a bit hasty, too, in... forbidding... you know."
>'Fuckin'... pardon me?'
>"It's just... been a while since..."
>'Mother of fuck!'
>"I mean, the offer is there..."
>"Anon!" Fluttershy appears. "Let's fucking go."
>'Flutters I'm talking to...'
>"Fuck no you aren't, we're going home right the fuck now."
>She begins pushing you away towards the gate.
>'Well, bye Luna.'
>"Goodnight, Anon."
>As you leave you can overhear Fluttershy talking to the princess.
>"Fucking keep your hooves to yourself. You've got a harem, use that shit."
>"Fluttershy I just..."
>"Just fucking back off. That fucker's mine."
>You turn back around and keep walking just in time to make it seem like you weren't eavesdropping.
>"Come on, cocksmoker. Let's go home."
>She nuzzles your arm as you walk.
 
>Shit's getting real.