Title:           Guardians of Normality Chapter 4
Author:          Whatevers
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First Edit:      Thursday 18th of September 2014 01:49:34 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 24th of November 2014 04:05:11 PM CDT

>You and Rarity were welcomed by a surprisingly empty theater
>"I am shocked. Wasn't this movie popular?" Rarity asks
"Off night? It is only Tuesday."
>"It is still rather surprising. Well let's grab the middle seats."
>Sadly the seats were rather uncomfortable, Rarity let out a small noise of disapproval. You felt you'd better make up for this
"Want anything before the movie starts?"  You ask a little anxiously, leaning in to her seat
>"Oh thank you darling, but I have all I need," Rarity replied shaking her small popcorn.
"Oh but are you sure?" You press on, giving a very insincere grin
>"uh yes, I am darling. Do you want to get something else?"
"o-oh no, I am fine," you state, falling back into your seat. Defeated.
>As the lights dimmed Rarity leaned on her side towards you, "It is starting darling, I hope it's good!"
>she seemed excited, that was a good sign
>Just shut up, relax and enjoy the movie Norman.
 
>the previews didn't really grab you, or Rarity.
>well if they didn't get your attention they wouldn't get Rarity's
>and the opening to the movie was not a great start for a date
>damn it! Cancer is not romantic you thought
>but maybe... you heard a small gasp from Rarity when the child had his final moments with his mother
>maybe I'm still in business
 
>You saw Rarity smile when Chris Pratt played his songs for the first time
>she laughed at Rocket's antics, even his most mischievous moments
>Drax and Groot were also characters she seemed to find endearing
>You found enjoyment in pretty much everything
>especially the undercut menace of the rather generic villain
>and the cutie Nebula
>much better than Gamora
>you even enjoyed the anthropomorphic avian cameo at the end
 
>leaving the theater you breathed a sigh of relief, the movie went over well with Aryan
"Sooo, what did you think?" you asked full of bravado
>"darling I enjoyed it, even if it was a little silly at times"
"a little silly? It was a comedy Rarity." You pointed out
>"oh yes yes yes but it is the first comic book movie I saw so I was a little shocked."
>You can take the dame out of prim places, but you can't take the prim out of her
"well I think you're just too prim."
>that shocked even you
>fucking wow Norman, this is why we never have confidence in ourselves
>Rarity wasn't sure how to take that at first
>"well, one of us has to be." She playfully shot back.
>oh thank god
"you know, it is still early. Wanna get some ice cream?" You were more nervous now
>"Hmmm. Sure."
 
>walking outside of the theater the two of you moved to a nearby ice cream parlor called "The Creamery"
"It'll be my treat."
>a few middle schoolers were in there, being presided over by only one employee
>you could see his surprise when he saw the Aryan Beauty walk in
>he was probably thinking about smearing the cold ice cream over Rarity's naked body
>or was that you?
>you had to admit, you would
>Rarity was not bothered by this, "Hello, I would like a scoop of chocolate on a cone."
>the employee hesitated a little before replying, "uh we don't really do cones here ma'am. We serve the ice cream in the cup with some cone in it."
>oh," Rarity replied, "okay, let's do that."
>"What size?"
>"size?"
>"yea size, I can make it as big as you want."
>at this point you stepped in, "she will have the 'I need that in me' size?"
>Rarity studied the display on the counter that held the 3 sizes and asked, "Are you sure? That's the biggest size."
"It sure is. But I think you deserve it." Laying it on thick yet again
>"well thank you but I may not finish it."
"then we can share?" Yea, women love that sappy crap right?
 
>"Heh. Alright darling." with that Rarity relinquished the issue.
>the employee was soured by this move on your part, "what flavor?" he asked tersely
"well she said chocolate earlier, so why not?"
>the employee, whose name was Richard based on his nametag, was reluctant to oblige you but did anyway
>masterful technique
>you grabbed two spoons after he finally finished putting together the dessert and you paid the two of you sat down
>you decided to wait until she took a spoonful, fortunately she did fairly quickly. Albeit in an overly elaborate fashion to maintain her classy demeanor
>"mmmm, delicious Norman." she cooed, "thank you"
>she even looks good eating, what's with that?
>Smiling you take a bite before deciding to seal the deal
"so Rarity, did I make the right decision or what?" Your triumph should be recorded in the annals of history
>"you did. I admit that freely." She replied coyly
 
>The two of you finished the ice cream and left, Richard clearly checking out Rarity as you exited.
>Not letting him bother you the two of you continued to your car and you drove your date home
>she lived in an odd part of town, rather hard to find.
>and a lot of trees and backstreets, making it very secluded
>not bad at all
>dropping her off you go for extra points and walk her to her door
"well Rarity this was great, I will call you to set something up again." Always escalating, good
>"that sounds perfect darling, I would love to." she grabbed your hand, "and I do mean that."
>this left you stunned as she walked inside. You could hear her say hello to her family
>well Norman, you did it. You sealed the deal!
>you walked back to your car and drove off
Talking to yourself you went over your performance, "made a few mistakes but it all worked out in the end. Just don't make those mistakes again, or any new mistakes. Be romantic, but not too cheesy. Assertive but not too aggressive."
 
>Arriving home you saw your parents had already gone to sleep
>good thing too, or else they would ask you...questions
>you shuddered at the though
>walking inside and to the kitchen you prepared yourself some toast
>and while getting out the peanut butter and honey you continued your evaluation
"But this was a great start Norman... meaning I have nowhere to go but down. I started too good, now I'll crash and burn. why do you do this to yourself Norman?"
"I start off good and spoil them, and then when I can't deliver on what they expect they go off to some other guy!"
>your toast popped up as you cursed yourself, just a little crispy. You spread the peanut butter over it and then slather it with honey.
>you needed the pick me up
"Well nothing I can do about it now. I just have to keep up the act forever!"
>with that you went up to your room and fell asleep after finishing your snack.