Title:           Guardians of Normality 7
Author:          Whatevers
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First Edit:      Saturday 20th of December 2014 02:51:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 20th of December 2014 03:37:09 AM CDT

>”Did the farm girl just pinch Rarity on the butt?” Nolan asked, smirking a little
“I guess,” replied Norman, trying to sound uninvested
>He did not want Nolan to know that he was dating Rarity just yet
>As much as Norman wanted to brag, it would be embarrassing if the two of them broke up quickly
>Rarity saw the two of you and turned red in the face, deeply embarrassed
>After regaining her composure she strode over to where the two of you were sitting
>Oh crap!
>Be cool Norman, be cool
>God, did she have to walk so fashionably?
>long confidant strides, in those long and heeled boots of hers
>Norman Junior grew hard
>”Norman darling, I was hoping to see you at lunch” Rarity stated, smiling warmly
>She is good, Norman thought, knows exactly how to turn me into a gibbering wreck
>And make you forget about her butt being pinched, he figured
“oh uh, yea. Me too. I mean, I was hoping to see you too.”
>Nolan started shaking his head at Norman’s performance
>Rarity decided to make things worse, evidently, as she leaned in and grabbed his arm
>”I had a lot of fun last night and I was hoping you would come over to my house after school.”
>Oh shit, Norman Junior really likes that
“Sure sure.” Insisted Norman
>”Oh wonderful. I will be waiting by the flag pole.” Upon finishing she released Norman’s arm and walked away
>”So,” began Nolan, “anything you want to tell me Norman?”
>Norman was relieved that Rarity had left, but winced at Nolan’s smarm
“No Nolan, nothing I want to tell you.”
>”Jeez, for getting a chance with Rarity you sure are grumpy,” continued Nolan, “Don’t you love your ‘Aryan Beauty?’”
“What?” Norman tried to play dumb
>”Don’t deny it, I’ve heard you mutter it when you thought you were alone.”
>Nolan got up and put his arm around Norman
>”This is where you’re in luck Norman, I do happen to be the world’s greatest wingman!”
>Oh brother thought Norman
>”And I can hear you groaning internally, but it is true. And I am going to ensure things go well with the two of you later today.”
>Norman was intrigued, despite his better judgment
 
>”Alright girls, are we all clear on what we’re doin’?” Applejack finished
>her friends enthusiastically affirmed
>except Fluttershy who was busy talking to Rarity
>and Twilight who was in the bathroom, and did not want to involve herself in this, saying it was wrong to interfere
>Dash decided to chime in, “if Norman and Rarity work out, we never have to do with her craziness with boys. AND we get to screw with her a bit!”
>”That is not why we are doing that Dash! Well, the second part isn’t!” Applejack snapped
>”Whatever, Fluttershy is back by the way.” Dash replied, annoyed at her fun being cramped
>Applejack turned around
>Pinkie Pie tried to speak and fidget but she had been tied to a chair and had duct tape around her mouth
>She kept interrupting Applejack
>“What have ya got for us Fluttershy?” Applejack asked
>“Oh um, well bad news girls. Rarity is meeting with Norman after school today,” she stated
>”Wait, how is that bad?” Dash asked, somewhat rudely
>”Well um, because, well if we want this to work, then we need to act soon?”
>”Oh, I see. Well I have practice. So the three of you are on your own.”
>Pinkie frantically started making a disturbance
>”What is it Pinkie? You have work?” asked Applejack
>Pinkie Pie nodded
>”Well Fluttershy, it’s just you and me. Don’t worry. We just need to make sure Norman is every bit the dapper gentleman Rarity fantasizes about.” Applejack assured her
>”oh, well, okay. I hope nothing goes wrong. I’d hate to see Rarity disappointed.”