Title:           Guardians of Normality 10
Author:          Whatevers
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First Edit:      Sunday 25th of January 2015 02:28:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 12th of February 2015 11:18:56 PM CDT

>Norman followed Rarity up to her house, cursing himself for not taking the chance to escort her
>He saw Nolan park a few houses down and lollygag in his car
>Sadly he could also see Applejack's pickup
>Presumably Fluttershy was with her
>"Norman? Come inside."
>That brought him back, he couldn't tell if Rarity was impatient or concerned
>She gave him a look
>Clearly trying to figure out what was wrong with him
>Time to cover
"Sorry, I was wondering where your family was."
>"Sweetie Belle is spending the night with her friends, as my parents are out of town."
>Jackpot!
>"So we have lots of time to spend together, as long as you want darling."
 
>Rarity unlocked the door and beckoned Norman to follow her inside
>Her home was very clean. Things were neatly organized and every surface looked well dusted
>"It's messy I know. I should have cleaned this place better before inviting you over."
>Rarity gave an insincere smile to reassure you
>Like from that movie with the robot wives who were perfect... but you forget the name
"What? It looks clean to me Rarity."
>"That is very kind of you, but look!"
>Rarity quickly pointed to a solitary spec of dirt on the carpet
"That is nothing," Norman replied while thinking back to the state of his room
>empty and half empty beverage containers littering the floor alongside worn clothes than needed to be washed
>"Oh believe me darling, it may be nothing now but it will grow!"
"Don't be so dramatic. Let's not let it bother us and just have some fun."
>"Of course! Forgive me for prattling on. Wait right here, I will get some stuff."
>Rarity pranced away, running up a staircase and disappearing behind a door with a colorful sign on it
>probably saying "Rarity's room" but too far to tell
>Norman certainly hoped so
"Sweet, she's gonna change into something more comfortable," he giggled
>"What was that darling?" Rarity called, sounding genuinely curious
"Oh nothing, just uh talking to myself."
>Oh smart one
 
>After deciding to occupy himself with walking around the living room, Norman was interrupted by someone tapping on the window behind closed curtains
>Please be Nolan
>Moving aside the curtains Norman was greeted by Fluttershy's face pressed against the glass
>She looked determined, and began to pantomime the slit throat gesture but Norman shut the curtains before she could finish
>Afterwards his phone vibrated
>Checking it he saw a message from Nolan reading, "let me in the house from backdoor, I can scare off the two interlopers."
>Norman silently complied and left Nolan alone
>He heard Rarity walking down the stairs and rushed back to greet her.
 
>Rarity had changed, but to very casual clothing
>Shorts that were not short enough and a fairly ordinary shirt
>Norman consoled himself with the fact that at least her breasts were now more prominent
>And they were, the shirt must have been slightly old. It was about half a size too small
>"Well Norman, Twilight told me about what you like..."
>yeeeeeees
>"...so follow me to the living room."
>nooooooo
>Rarity trotted over to the living room and Norman heard a familiar beep
>Could it be?
>It was!
>"I thought we could play with my sister's Xbox!"
>Norman knew that he must marry this girl.
 
>Rarity bent over to finish setting up the machine, fussing with the various cables
>Norman didn't mind of course
>However he was interrupted by some tapping from on some window
>Swearing that it must have been Applejack and Fluttershy, he was relieved to hear the indication that the annoyance was taken care of
>An audible "oof" gave him shivers as the noise ceased
>Blessed be thy name Nolan