Title:           A Pony for Christmas
Author:          WallMixer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TfCmi7ps
First Edit:      Friday 23rd of December 2016 12:13:15 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 23rd of December 2016 12:13:15 AM CDT

"Dear Santa. thank you for slapping Arius. I was wondering if you could turn me into a pony for Christmas this year. thanks"
>This was the letter I sent two weeks before Christmas
>it's now three days till Christmas and I am sitting in my living room watching TV
>I hear a ruckus on the roof, it sounds like a really bad hail storm
>suddenly Santa Bursts out of my fireplace, which is odd because I didn't have a fireplace before
>He's holding a piece of paper
>"I Got your letter Anonymous, and I think it's a marvelous idea! I know it's not quite Christmas, but are you ready now?"
>"Yes Santa I'm Ready!"
>"Wonderful dear boy, Simply Wonderful."
>He snaps his fingers and the next thing I know I'm a little pony
>"Aw, your simply adorable, the children will love you"
>He produces a large red bag
>"Right in you go!"
>Wait. What!
>"Oh Mr. or shall I say Miss Anonymous I can't tell you how delighted I am to see some one like you willing to give up everything to make a child happy this Christmas!"
>He picks me up as he speaks
>"I know a little girl in Moscow who's going to love you. Of course we need to teach you Russian, and make you a little more shall we say, age appropriate. But not to worry my dear, we have a machine at the north pole that can do all of it like that!"
>He snaps his fingers, the bag he's holding simply levitates
>"We need to be going, Christmas is in three day's and I still have much to do. In you go"
>He drops me into the bag
>I'm surprisingly OK with this, I've always wanted to go to Russia