- >Night of the final day in Termina.
- >You're sitting on the grass with your horse, Epona, near the east entrance to Clock-town.
- >You're currently forming the next plan of action towards defeating Majora.
- >You decide to take inventory.
- >So far you only saved two of the four giants.
- >The Gilded Sword, the three transformation masks, the Ocarina of Time, the Night Mask, and the Bunny Ears of Speed +12.5 are in your possession.
- >Those Bunny Ears are fun as hell.
- >Fire and Ice arrows, a shit ton of magic, and 12 heart containers with the white lines around them.
- >That slutty looking fairy said something about only taking half damage with the white lines around my hearts.
- >Seems legit.
- >Three bottles, one of them having a fish in it.
- >Gotta eat every once in awhile.
- >Now that everything is accounted for, you lie down on your back and look up in the sky.
- >And you see it.
- >The most freaky ass motherfucker ever known.
- >The Moon.
- >Not just the normal moon, no
- >This moon has one creepy as hell face
- >It's eyes have a dim orange glow to them and you can see its teeth.
- >it almost has a shit-eating grin.
- >It's slowly creeping down towards the town.
- >Like its about to eat it or some shit.
- >Hell, it just might.
- >Now that's fucked up right there.
- >You look at the clocktower's giant clock that just surpasses Clock-town's massive walls.
- >6 hours left till the world ends.
- >Nope.avi
- >You reach for your Ocarina and begin to play the Song of Time.
- > ► A ▼ ► B ▼
- >Wait a sec...that B is not supposed to be there.
- >Everything around you is starting to melt and fuse together.
- >Oh god, its like dancing with that scarecrow all over again.
- Tatl: "HEY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GO-"
- >There's a loud ringing in your ears and every fucking color the eye can see is being flashed at you like a damn kaleidoscope.
- >You shut your eyes tight and pray to Farore this will end soon.
- >The ringing starts to die down and a soft voice can be heard.
- >"wh-what is that th-thing?"
- >Wat
- >You open your eyes and scan the area.
- >Horses...
- >Brightly colored miniature horses everywhere
- >There's a yellow one with wings in front of you.
- >"Who are y-you?"
- >WAT THE HELL
- >THAT YELLOW HORSE CAN TALK?
- >WAT
- >You frantically look around
- >There's a small village behind the talking yellow horse.
- >There's a forest behind you.
- >And up above there's a city in tHE FUCKING SKY?!
- >THE HELL IS THIS SHIT
- >You can't believe at what you're seeing right now.
- >Talking horses and floating cities?
- >What's next?
- >No
- >You don't want to know what's next, you just want to leave and figure shit out.
- >You put on your bunny ears, turn around, and sprint like fuck into the forest.
- >Time to start different adventure.
- >In Talking Horse Land.

