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This Ain't Termina (Part 2) probably dead

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  1. >Noon of the First Day
  2. >You are still sprinting through this dark forest.
  3. >Only this time there are six horses after you.
  4. >Fucking Great
  5. >You decide that enough is enough.
  6. >You're gonna ambush them.
  7. >Or at least capture one and get answers from her.
  8. >You spot some thick bushes to your right and jump into them.
  9. >While staying crouched and with your right hand on the handle of the sword, it's time to start the waiting game.
  10. >You hear faint galloping to the right and and its grows louder with every passing second.
  11. >The sound of arguing can be heard as well.
  12. >Twi: "We need to find it before it gets too dark, otherwise the timber-wolfs will eat it!"
  13. >Timber-wolfs?
  14. >That's new, but they're probably easy to kill.
  15. >They stop at the area just in front of your hiding spot and keep talking.
  16. >After hearing them bicker on about the time and the wolfs, pinkie slowly grows a smile and looks right at you.
  17. >No
  18. >NO
  19. >DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE--
  20. >Pink: "I think it's behind those bushes!"
  21. >She points her front left hoof right you.
  22. >They all stare at you and cautiously move toward you.
  23. >There goes the ambush.
  24. >They don't seem evil so you guess you should try and make contact.
  25. >What could possibly go wrong?
  26. >White Horse: "AAH!!"
  27. >A shadow passed over you and a wolf lands in front of you.
  28. >It looks like it's made of...wood?
  29. >It appears to be very feeble and scrawny.
  30. >The damn thing has thin branches for legs and toothpicks for claws.
  31. >Now that's an easy kill.
  32. >you stand up, ready your bow and a fire arrow, and launch it at the wolf.
  33. >Right in the ass.
  34. >It yelps in pain and runs off to the left as its ass is set aflame.
  35. >That's gotta hurt.
  36. >Now back to the task at hand.
  37. >RD: "THAT. WAS. AWESOME!"
  38. >Turn to face the six horses and notice that they're all awestruck.
  39. >Except Rainbow, she's smiling and jumping in place.
  40. >Twilight takes a deep breath and begins to speak.
  41. >"Okay, just WHO or WHAT are you?"
  42. >Holy Shit
  43. >Do you have to speak?
  44. >Its been so long since you've said even a word.
  45. >People just automatically assumed what you would say and for the most part they were right.
  46. >But this is different.
  47. >These horses don't seem like the evil type, so it wouldn't hurt to try and be civil.
  48. >Alright, time to talk.
  49. "My name is Anonymous, my friends call me Anon for short. I am a human from the Kokiri Forest of Hyrule. I am an adventurer. I have been called by many as the "Hero of Time". I have saved the world by defeating an evil king and his demons by going back and forth through time and space using a magical sword and the Ocarina of Time. From there I have searched far and wide for a long lost friend of mine when I was ambushed by a trouble-maker known as the Skull-kid. He had on him the fabled Majora's Mask, a mask made of pure evil and it gave its weilders superior magical powers. He took control of the moon and sent it crashing into the planet. With my Ocarina, I played the Song of Time and reset everything back three days. Within those three days, I must stop the moon from crashing into the planet. Does this answer your question Twilight?
  50. >You can't believe how intelligent you just sounded.
  51. >Hot damn talking is great.
  52. >They're all dumbfounded and they're jaws are touching the ground.
  53. >Twi: "WAAAAT!"
  54. "Look, why don't we all leave this forest before more wolves show up. I'll explain in further detail once we are all safe and indoors."
  55. >All of them nod in agreement, close their mouths, and begin walking away.
  56. >Rainbow Dash walks over to you side and we begin to walk with the group.
  57. >She talks about all of her adventures in this land of "Equestria", and you tell her of yours in Hyrule and Termina.
  58. >As you are talking about your quests and adventure, the others are asking questions and such and your answering them the best you can.
  59. >Around a half hour later you come to an opening in the forest.
  60. >All of you walk out and head into the village.
  61. >You look up and notice the moon.
  62. >It's completely different than the one in Termina.
  63. >It's the full moon, phosphorescent with a silver glow.
  64. >Where the hell are you?
  65. >Rainbow says the village is called "P0nyville".
  66. >So these horses are just p0nies?
  67. >Well they are short, so it makes sense.
  68. >You approach what appears to be a giant tree with a door on it.
  69. >Nostalgia.jpeg
  70. >Everyone walks inside and you sit on the couch.
  71. >You can feel the fatigue hit you like a train when you sat down.
  72. >No way you can tell them tonight.
  73. "Hey Twilight, can I sleep on the couch here tonight? I'm exhausted from running away from all of you"
  74. >You chuckle a bit.
  75. "I'll talk more about everything in the morning, when I'm well rested, okay?"
  76. >Twi: "I guess that's fine."
  77. "Thanks, oh and Fluttershy,"
  78. >You turn to face her and she hides behind her mane.
  79. "Can I please have my shield back?"
  80. >FS: "Y-you mean th-this thing on my back?"
  81. >Rainbow flies over her, grabs it, and flies over to you and places it on your lap.
  82. >You both look at each other and her cheeks change from blue to a soft red.
  83. >RD: "Well would ya look at the time...SEEYATOMORROW!"
  84. >You could barely say thanks when she takes off through the window across the room.
  85. >Damn that girl is fast.
  86. >Note to self: Don't give her the bunny ears.
  87. >The others say their goodbyes and leave and Twilight heads upstairs.
  88. >Fluttershy stays behind though.
  89. >Odd
  90. "You should probably head home, it's really late."
  91. >She walks over to you, gently places her right hoof on your left cheek, softly speaks.
  92. >"Soon, my friend."
  93. >She lets her hoof fall back to the ground, walks out, and quietly shuts the door.
  94. >You are now Creep'd The Fuck Out.
  95. >And you sure as hell ain't getting a good nights rest tonight.