Title:           This Ain't Termina (Part 3) probably dead
Author:          Waffles_
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First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:35:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:35:51 AM CDT

>Dawn of the second day in Equestria
>Surprisingly enough your kind of rested.
>Despite what happened last night.
>You get up, stretch your arms and legs, and head to the bathroom to perform the Triple S.
>Damn these showers are tiny.
>You get yourself dressed in the same clothes from yesterday and FUCK THEY'RE RUINED!
>You didn't notice until now but there are holes and torn patches in your tunic.
>Running through a dense forest your bound to get snagged by a branch or two.
>But damn
>How the hell are you going to buy clothes with no Rupees?
>Well whatever, you can't deal with that right now.
>You need answers, and so do they.
>Maybe the ponies here can help you out.
>Now that would be great.
>You head back over to the couch and get your gear back on.
>Looking out the window Rainbow Dash flew out of last night, its just the break of dawn.
>Realizing you've woken up quite early, you lean back on the couch and start thinking of what the best course of action should be while staring at the ceiling.
>The ponies here seem to mean no harm to you.
>For the most part, anyways.
>Fucking Fluttershy
>It would be helpful to find a place to sleep until you can figure out where, or when, you are.
>Can't sleep on this couch every night.
>Twilight is probably gonna want to use it.
>And you can't help but think of Rainbow Dash.
>She obviously has a crush on you and frankly you don't know how you feel about this.
>"Ahem."
>Did you hear something?
>You look in front of you and see Twilight sitting in a chair across from you.
>"You alright? You were staring at the roof for a while now."
Yea, just thinking some things over.
>"Well alright. In a little while the others will be over and then we can all talk."
Alright.
>"Do you want me to fix your clothes?"
You know how?
>"Just relax and watch."
>You notice that the horn on her head glows with a transparent purple light.
>Looking down at your clothes, so do the tears, and they're stiching back together.
>Gotta love magic
>When the final tear is sown back together, the purple aura around it fades and so does the aura around Twilights' horn.
>"There ya go, all better!"
Thanks Twilight.
>A knocking at the door is heard.
>"Oh, that must be them."
>She gets up and walks over to the door.
>She opens it and the first one through is Rainbow.
>She zooms in through the house flying and softly lands right beside you.
>"Hi Anon!"
Hey Rainbow.
>The others walk in and sit down around the table.
>After exchanging hellos and such, Twilight makes an announcement.
>"Anon, I think it's time you tell us everything, in detail."
>Hearing this, the others look at you with interested eyes.
>You take a deep breath in, exhale, and remove the cap on your head and place it on the table.
>You run your hands through your hair and rest them back on your legs.
Gather round, because this is gonna be a long one.
 
>You go into as much detail as you possibly can about everything.
>Who you are
>Where you're from
>Hyrule and its neighboring areas
>The Triforce
>Zelda
>The Ocarina of Time
>Ganondorf
>The Master Sword and skipping seven years into the future
>The quests you needed to do to stop him and save Zelda
>Going through temples to save the Sages
>The fucking water temple
>Fucking Dark Anon
>All of those boss fights
>Going to Ganondorfs' Castle that was floating over a large crater half full of lava via rainbow road
>Destroying that large castle and barely escape with Zelda
>Facing Ganondorf one last time as a giant monster wielding two swords in the ruins of the castle
>Jamming the Master Sword right between his eyes after a ludicrously long battle and saving the world.
>Zelda sending me back to my childhood to live like I should have.
>Leaving your home to search for the one friend who was with you for all of it and was always there for you.
>You decide that you should leave out the Termina part since you don't know a whole lot about it yet.
>And you sure as hell ain't getting into the mask transformations yet.
>So you ended your tale, saying you ended up here because you screwed up playing The Song of Time on the Ocarina.
 
>And of course, you left them all speechless with their jaws hanging.
>That's twice you've done that now.
>Except for Twilight, she was taking notes the whole time you were talking.
>A few moments later she is the first to start asking questions.
>You answer them the best you can, but she keeps asking questions that you really can't answer.
>She finally comes to her last question.
>"So how old are you then?"
I guess around 15-16 years old.
>"You guess?"
Yea, I mean, it's hard to remember, especially with going back and forth seven years into the future a lot.
>"I see."
>She scribbles more into the parchment in front of her and rolls it with magic.
>"I'm going to send this to our ruler, Princess Celestia, and hear what she has to say about all this."
>"SPIIIKE!"
>A small purple and green dragon runs down the stairs and heads over to Twilight.
>She hands him the parchment and he sets it aflame with green fire.
>Not even ashes are left.
>"She should send back a letter sometime today, so until then, feel free to explore P0nyville!"
Alright.
>The others get up and they converse with you a little before leaving to go to their jobs.
>Except for Rainbow and Fluttershy.
>"Anon, I can totally show you around, i-if ya want."
>Rainbow blushes a little after saying that.
>Guess it wouldn't hurt to have a guide.
You lead, I'll follow.
>"SWEET!"
>You both get up from the couch and walk over to the door.
>"W-wa-wait."
>Oh please not her
>"Maybe I should show A-anon around, Rainbow."
>Fluttershy flies over and lands by you.
>Please no
>"Sorry Fluttershy, but he said he would go with me, right Anon?"
>OH THANK YOU
Right.
>You both finally walk out and head left down the street.
>After walking and talking with Rainbow through the village, and taking note of some locations, Rainbow starts to slow down.
>Rainbow leads you out of the village and heads towards an empty field just on the outskirts of P0nyville.
>"Hey Anon?"
Yea
>"I need to tell you something about Fluttershy."
>Oh you do not like the sound of that.
>She stops walking and hangs her head down.
>"You're gonna see up ahead that they're aren't a whole lot of stallions here."
And why is that?
>She picks her head and looks at you, and she's tearing up.
>"She likes to guess other's fetishes, and sometimes forces herself onto others, almost raping them."
>Oh dear
>You really wish you didn't hear that.
>And now she's visibly crying.
>"And I don't want her taking you from me."
>Whoa
>You did not expect that
>After saying that, she breaks down and sobs loudly.
>You ain't having this
>You walk over to her, get down on one knee, and with your right hand you gently place it on her left cheek.
>She looks up at you, trying to think of something to say, but you beat her to it.
>You put on a small smile and say,
I'm pretty sure that she isn't going to be able to take the Hero of Time away from you.
>When she hears that, she looks up at you and tackles you to the ground.
>She hugs you tightly and sobs into your shoulder.
>All you can do right now is return the hug, let her cry, and look up at the sky.
>And the worst part of all of this...
>It's not even noon yet.