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  1. >Day 75.0264 in Equestria
  2. >Wake up and Perform Triple S
  3. >After sacrificing a head of a goat, you get dressed and head outside.
  4. >You walk past Sugar Cube Corner and notice Yellow Slut walking in the same direction.
  5. >Fuck that
  6. >You turn around and walk inside SCC.
  7. >Pinkie is behind the counter with her back facing you.
  8. >She's standing on her hind legs and frosting some cupcakes.
  9. >Damn that girl got an ass
  10. >You walk over to a booth on your right and sit down.
  11. >"Oh hi Anon!"
  12. >You look left and see that Pinkie is right next to you smiling from ear to ear.
  13. "Hi pinkie, how's it going?"
  14. >"Great, especially now that you're here."
  15. >She says while giving you a seductive wink.
  16. >Oh boy
  17. >She closes the gap between the both of you and kisses you on the lips.
  18. >Passionately
  19. >You're shocked, but you return the kiss.
  20. >After a moment, she breaks off for air.
  21. "I had no idea you felt that way for me."
  22. >"Anon, I've known you for 75.239 days, I think you're a wonderful guy to be with!"
  23. >How the hell did she get that precise?
  24. >"And I know when you're staring at my ass."
  25. "Well what can I say? You've got a nice ass."
  26. >You bring your left hand to her right ear and rub it softly.
  27. >As you're doing this, she sits down and rests her head into your hand.
  28. >The door opens and curiosity gets the better of you.
  29. >You look over your booth and see Quiet Rapist walk in.
  30. >Wellshit.exe
  31. >You look back and Pinkie and tell her that Fluttershy is her.
  32. >She groans in anger and heads back behind the counter.
  33. >Pinkie knows about Fluttershy and her crazy stunts to try and get in your pants.
  34. >She just stopped talking to her after she overheard her guessing if her pissing on you was your fetish.
  35. >Because it was hers.
  36. >You instinctively said no and ran back to your house.
  37. >She flew after you while pissing everywhere.
  38. >Sure you made it back to your house clean but those innocent children didn't.
  39. >After that she was practically shunned by the whole community.
  40. >Dear God that day will forever be scarred into your brain.
  41. >The only reason why she still lives here is because she's some sort of "Element of Harmony".
  42. >If she wasn't, she would most likely be exiled.
  43. >"What do YOU want Fluttershy." Pinkie says coldly
  44. >"I-I just want to talk to A-Anon an-
  45. "HO FUCK NO!"
  46. >You get up and point at the door.
  47. "You can go ahead and just fucking leave ya weak-bladder bitch."
  48. >She start tearing up.
  49. >Sure as hell ain't gonna have that.
  50. >You walk over to her, pick her up, and throw her out the door.
  51. >Pinkie hops over the counter, rushes to the door, and just before she slams it shut she yells.
  52. >"AND STAY OUT!"
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