Title:           Pink and Yellow (1) (FR)
Author:          Waffles_
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First Edit:      Wednesday 17th of July 2013 01:07:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 17th of July 2013 01:07:36 AM CDT

>Day 75.0264 in Equestria
>Wake up and Perform Triple S
>After sacrificing a head of a goat, you get dressed and head outside.
>You walk past Sugar Cube Corner and notice Yellow Slut walking in the same direction.
>Fuck that
>You turn around and walk inside SCC.
>Pinkie is behind the counter with her back facing you.
>She's standing on her hind legs and frosting some cupcakes.
>Damn that girl got an ass
>You walk over to a booth on your right and sit down.
>"Oh hi Anon!"
>You look left and see that Pinkie is right next to you smiling from ear to ear.
"Hi pinkie, how's it going?"
>"Great, especially now that you're here."
>She says while giving you a seductive wink.
>Oh boy
>She closes the gap between the both of you and kisses you on the lips.
>Passionately
>You're shocked, but you return the kiss.
>After a moment, she breaks off for air.
"I had no idea you felt that way for me."
>"Anon, I've known you for 75.239 days, I think you're a wonderful guy to be with!"
>How the hell did she get that precise?
>"And I know when you're staring at my ass."
"Well what can I say? You've got a nice ass."
>You bring your left hand to her right ear and rub it softly.
>As you're doing this, she sits down and rests her head into your hand.
>The door opens and curiosity gets the better of you.
>You look over your booth and see Quiet Rapist walk in.
>Wellshit.exe
>You look back and Pinkie and tell her that Fluttershy is her.
>She groans in anger and heads back behind the counter.
>Pinkie knows about Fluttershy and her crazy stunts to try and get in your pants.
>She just stopped talking to her after she overheard her guessing if her pissing on you was your fetish.
>Because it was hers.
>You instinctively said no and ran back to your house.
>She flew after you while pissing everywhere.
>Sure you made it back to your house clean but those innocent children didn't.
>After that she was practically shunned by the whole community.
>Dear God that day will forever be scarred into your brain.
>The only reason why she still lives here is because she's some sort of "Element of Harmony".
>If she wasn't, she would most likely be exiled.
>"What do YOU want Fluttershy." Pinkie says coldly
>"I-I just want to talk to A-Anon an-
"HO FUCK NO!"
>You get up and point at the door.
"You can go ahead and just fucking leave ya weak-bladder bitch."
>She start tearing up.
>Sure as hell ain't gonna have that.
>You walk over to her, pick her up, and throw her out the door.
>Pinkie hops over the counter, rushes to the door, and just before she slams it shut she yells.
>"AND STAY OUT!"