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Orange Fire

By: Waffles_ on Jul 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.53 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Orange Fire in Equestria
  2. >Three days ago Fluttershy managed to convince all the mares in P0nyville that they're all your fetish.
  3. >Ever since then you have been hiding in the cabinet under the kitchen sink.
  4. >You get out and check if the barricades you set up earlier are still there.
  5. >The fridge is blocking the front door.
  6. >The kitchen table is blocking the back door.
  7. >You have your set bed up so that completely cuts off access to the upper floor.
  8. >Everything appears to be fine and so far it has been working.
  9. >As you're walking back to the kitchen, there is a loud banging at the front door.
  10. >"ANON, OPEN THE HELL UP!"
  11. Hell no, Twilight.
  12. >"I WILL BLOW THIS DOOR UP IF YOU DON'T COME OUT HERE AND FUCK US!"
  13. >You don't respond to that, because you already know that she'll do it regardless.
  14. >You hear the mass of mares around your house yelling in agreement.
  15. >Fuck this
  16. >Scrambling back to the cabinet, you quietly close the little door and pull out your two way radio and hold the button on the side.
  17. >You have to make the call.
  18. OVERLORD, THIS IS ALPHA POINT REQUESTING PAYLOAD NEAR MY POSITION, REPEAT, ALPHA POINT REQUESTING PAYLOAD NEAR MY POSITION.
  19. >Nothing
  20. >Just static silence
  21. >...
  22. >Shit, did you remember to put batteries in?
  23. >"ALPHA POINT, THIS IS OVERLORD, REQUEST ACKNOWLEDGED. DANGER CLOSE, REPEAT, DANGER CLOSE."
  24. >Guess that answers that.
  25. >You drop the radio and curl up into a ball and await the wreckage that will come.
  26. >You hear the fighter jets zooming by, releasing tons of Agent Orange and Napalm around your house and the forest nearby.
  27. >The screams of many rapist p0nies are short, and soon there is silence once again.
  28. >You don't dare venture out, for there is an orange fog of death and fire out there.
  29. >So you stay, under the sink, curled up in a ball, for roughly a week.
  30. >You hear a knocking at the front door.
  31. >Who the hell is still alive?
  32. >You get out from the cabinet and answer the front door.
  33. >It's Twilight
  34. >Wat
  35. >"Anon, it's been a few weeks since you left your house, and p0nies have been saying that you've been yelling about Rapists, an Overlord, and Orange Fire, a lot."
  36. >"I think you need serious help, Anon."
  37. >WAT
  38. >The hell does she know?
  39. >She doesn't know the war you fought in.
  40. >The rapists stalking you all the time.
  41. >The pain, the killing, the SUFFERING.
  42. I FOUGHT MY WARS AND PAID MY DUES!
  43. >You slam the door shut and walk back to the kitchen.
  44. >You head under the sink and pick up the toaster you dropped earlier and radio to HQ.
  45. OVERLOAD, THIS ALPHA POINT, REQUESTING ANOTHER PAYLOAD NEAR MY POSITION.
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