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By: Waffles_ on Nov 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.81 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 5 Months Later in Equestria
  2. >Your goal of killing the Legendary Yellow Dragon has proved to be...
  3. >Difficult.
  4. >The entire village of dragons knew of your escape and have been on the constant search.
  5. >Seeking
  6. >Hunting
  7. >But they cannot catch you, for you are Anon.
  8. >The Ultimate Dragon Slayer
  9. >And with spiritual help from Christopher Walken's ghost, nothing can stop you.
  10. >Except maybe a few dozen dragons
  11. >And the fact the only weapon you have is a broken baseball bat.
  12. >You got rid of your wooden armor because it was restricting most of your movement, leaving you with standard issue clothing.
  13. >As of right now you are too weak and unprepared to take on the Yellow One.
  14. >But that's about to change.
  15. >For the past five months, you have been living in the forest, managing off of roasted timber wolves.
  16. >During that time you have been planning the ultimate raid on a nearby armory.
  17. >As far as you know, it should have it all.
  18. >Plated Armor, Automatic Baseball Bats, Molotov Cocktails, etc.
  19. >There may be more, but for all you care that's all you're gonna need to kill her.
  20. >All you need to do is spring into action.
  21. >You waited until nightfall and cautiously left the forest.
  22. >From there you make your way through the village, making sure to stay away from any lit windows and shimmy along walls when necessary.
  23. >As you are closing distance to the target building, you can't shake the feeling that you were being watched.
  24. NOW!
  25. >You turn to the right, looking for the source of the shout.
  26. >It was the Purple One, Probably the smartest dragon here.
  27. >Behind her were other brightly colored dragons.
  28. >Holding what appears to be rope and several nets.
  29. You're really terrible at being sneaky Anon, you're flailing your arms everywhere and shouting how to kill a yellow dragon. Also, who is this "Yellow Dragon"?
  30. >You point at them, chuckle for a few seconds, and take off sprinting towards the building.
  31. >You're not even 20 yards away when you feel something tightening around your ankle.
  32. >You are immediately swept off your feet and fall face first into the ground.
  33. Ah told ya Ah could catch him Twi.
  34. SWEET CELESTIA AJ! You could have killed him, he's just skin and bones. He's been in the Everfree for who knows how long-
  35. >Five months
  36. -eating who knows what.
  37. >Timber Wolves
  38. We need to get him to the hospital NOW! Before he hurts himself or the rest of us.
  39. Ah know that Twi, what do ya think wer doin right now?
  40. >You are lifted off the ground and are being carried by an orange dragon that is walking in the direction of the dungeon.
  41. >Why they refer to it as the hospital is beyond you.
  42. >It is a place filled with horror and grotesque tragedies.
  43. >It was where you first met the Yellow Dragon.
  44. >And there's no doubt in your mind you will meet her there again.
  45. >The dungeon was where it all started.
  46. >And it will be where it all ends.
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