- >Day Matlab in Equestria
- >Get out of bed and perform the sacred ritual of the Triple S.
- >Once you have successfully sacrificed your shit into the cerimonial toilet, you dress yourself and head downstairs.
- >You go into the kitchen and start looting the fridge.
- >Sunny D and a 24 pack of Reese's peanut butter cups.
- >Breakfast, lunch, and dinner right there.
- >You grab a Reese and drink some Sunny D.
- >As your unwrapping it, you hear someone knocking at the front door.
- >You walk over and open to find Banana Bitch.
- >"HEY ANON, IS MATLAB YOUR FETISH!?"
- >What the hell is Matlab?
- >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
- >OH SWEET JEZUZ MAKE IT STAHP
- >You grab her by the neck and throw her to the ground.
- >She just keeps getting louder and louder.
- >Kicking her in the face isn't doing anything.
- >She's not moving either, just screaming E
- >An idea clicks in your head and you walk back inside.
- >You rummage through your treasure chest and find it.
- >The Eye of Sauron
- >You take it outside and point right at Fluttershy
- >She is instantly lit aflame and is screaming louder than a Banshee with a needle up its ass.
- >After a few minutes the screams stop and all that's left is a charred skeleton of her.
- >Today was a strange kind of day.
- For those who don't know what Matlab is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2h6seJ3xjWA#t=0s
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