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Irish Drinking Song

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  1. >Day Irish Drinking Song in Equestria
  2. >You awaken from your slumber...
  3. >With a terrible hangover.
  4. >All that you can remember from last night is going to the local bar with your three best friends and putting on a black mask.
  5. >Big Mac, Soarin, and Braeburn.
  6. >You get up, do the usual SSS, get dressed, and head downstairs.
  7. >You notice a VHS tape on the ground near your front door.
  8. >Wat
  9. >There's a note written on it as well
  10. >"You better watch this man, it's some funny shit right here!"
  11. >"P.S. we need to go out drinking more."
  12. >Wat
  13. >You grab the tape and walk to your TV.
  14. >Through some reverse-engineering and a shit-ton of duct tape, you were able to get the tape playing.
  15. >You see this
  16. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6Ki02SYxoow&t=6
  17. >HO
  18. >LY
  19. >SHIT
  20. >Your sides have gone orbital
  21. >You don't even care that Fluttershy is banging on your door.
  22. >You're on the ground, crying from pure joy and laughter.
  23. >You and your friends are complete retards when your drunk.
  24. >And technically you were a nigger the whole time!
  25. >It's the funniest shit the world.
  26. >They're right, you all need to go out and drink more.
  27. >The screen turns black and another scene pops up.
  28. >THERE'S MORE?
  29. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=a7R_YYLRvH8&t=35
  30. >That just did it.
  31. >You're screaming with laughter
  32. >Your sides have probably just reached the 9th Dimension now.
  33. >It's started to get quite difficult to breath.
  34. >And you can't stop laughing.
  35. >This is bad
  36.  
  37. 4 Hours Later
  38.  
  39. >"So, Miss Fluttershy, you say he just, laughed to death?"
  40. >"Y-Yes, Officer"
  41. >"So why is the door kicked in and your pubic hair all over his crotch?"
  42. >"..."
  43. >"Kay, we're gonna need to take you down to the station an- HEY GET BACK HERE!"
  44. >Fluttershy takes off flying towards her home.
  45. >All of the officers in the area chase after her, leaving your body in front of the TV.
  46. >And it's still on
  47. >And the tape is on loop
  48. >Even in death, your laughing will never end.
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