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Holy Frag Grenade (Matlab 2)

By: Waffles_ on Jul 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.02 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day holy frag grenade in Equestria
  2. >After killing Fluttershy with The Eye of Sauron, you set it on a tricycle and pushed it in front of the train at the train station.
  3. >The train's horn blared and the wheels began to rotate.
  4. >The Eye is confused about what's happening and looks everywhere in front of it.
  5. >There's fucking fire EVERYWHERE
  6. >As the train heads off in the direction of Canterlot, one thought occurs to you.
  7. >Judgement Day is coming
  8. >On a Tricycle
  9. >You know you can do better.
  10. >You walk back home and clean up your porch.
  11. >Can't have a burnt Fluttershy stinking up the place.
  12. >After throwing the bones in the creek next to your house, you head on in and search through the rest of the treasure chest.
  13. >A top hat
  14. >Some arrows
  15. >Golden stick
  16. >A Stone Temple Pilots CD
  17. >A Multi-Tool
  18. >Some holy frag grenades
  19. >Bottle of Scotch with no label
  20. >Platinum shovel
  21. >WOAH WOAH WOAH
  22. >HOLY FRAG GRENADES
  23. >SCOTCH
  24. >An evil smile slowly grows on your face as an idea of epic proportions becomes clear in your head.
  25. >You grab the grenades and scotch and walk back out to the porch.
  26. >You hear a rattling to your left and notice that Fluttershys bones are indeed rattling and are pulling themselves together.
  27. "The fuck?"
  28. >The bones have now completely regained their original structure and the eye sockets of the head are now glowing with a dim red.
  29. >There is a ressurected skeleton of Fluttershy standing in the creek on your left.
  30. >God Fucking Dammit
  31. >"Are skeletons your fetish, Anon?"
  32. >HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS JUST FINE
  33. >HOW IS SHE TALKING WITH OUT A TONGUE?
  34. >NO, FUCK THAT
  35. >You pull the pin on one of the grenades and rush over to her.
  36. >You force the grenade as far as it can into her right eye socket and nope the fuck out of there.
  37. >As you're running away at the speed of a road runner, you hear a loud explosion and the shockwave from it reaches you.
  38. >It compeletly knocks you off your feet and sends you flying into a tree.
  39. >Face first
  40. >At least hitting a tree with your face is a whole lot better than.
  41. >Fucking Skeleton-shy
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