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Heavy Rain

By: Waffles_ on Jul 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.82 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Heavy Rain in Equestria
  2. >It's raining today
  3. >Hard
  4. >Like harder than trying to beat Dragon's lair on NES.
  5. >Yea, that hard
  6. >Anyway, you get up, do your morning routine, and head downstairs for breakfast.
  7. >Can't get anymore generic than Fruit Flavored Circles™
  8. >Once you're done eating, you head over to your leaving room and turn on the TV and your Nintendo 64.
  9. >You finally get to play some Starfox 64, without Yellow Rapist banging on your door and completely ruining your day.
  10. >She probably won't show up because of the rain.
  11. >KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
  12. >Fucking dammit.
  13. >You pause the game and open the door.
  14. What the hell do you want Fluttershy?
  15. >"Iz bad gramur ur fishesh?"
  16. What? No. Go Away.
  17. >You slam the door in her face and head back over to your Nintendo.
  18. >You unpause the game and continue kicking Andross's ass.
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